David Syndrome

When u read something completely normal as something else that is completely fucked up

Why did I read math as meth?
You got David Syndrome bro

by NotSusIndividual September 02, 2021

Buttface Syndrome

1. When someone's face is ugly to where it looks like someone's ass...

2. When you hallucinate thinking everyone has ass face...

Guy1: Damn! She's sexy but she has buttface syndrome
Guy2: Shut the hell up, she's born that way

Guy1: Everyone's faces look like asses
Guy2: Get off ecstacy you moron!

by fakename06 October 08, 2018

Freaky SpongeBob Knee Syndrome.

Freaky SpongeBob Knee Syndrome (Professionally abbreviated to FSKS) is a rare physical symptom on mainly mens knees where the knees turn lightly yellow with black lumps which resemble the key patterns of famous cartoon character SpongeBob SquarePants. This is caused of a lack of blood flow in the fingers which cause the ears, nipples, toes, nose and especially the knees which is what causes the knees to turn pale and slightly yellow. The black lumps on the knees can cause slight irritation but nothing more.

“The new born baby is born with Freaky SpongeBob Knee Syndrome.”

by SonnyK December 24, 2024

Kimmie Syndrome

When one goes into a vegetative state by choice.

I dropped my queso and soon after I developed Kimmie Syndrome.

by Climacophiliac March 25, 2018

empty page syndrome

When you haven't updated your social media pages in days, weeks or longer.

The bar under my apartment is awesome but they've got empty page syndrome, you never know if there's events or happy hour looking at their Twitter.

by @cam May 16, 2016

Pickle Syndrome

When you somehow have no opinion on a popular subject.

Me: What do you think of the MCU
Also Me: Idk, it sure does exist
Me: You have nothing to say about it?!
Also Me: Yes.
Me: That’s some serious pickle syndrome.

by VanillN May 31, 2023

Arsenal Syndrome

A pattern of repeated underachievement in which an individual, team, or organization consistently invests significant resources, talent, or effort toward a goal, yet fails to attain ultimate success—often due to structural inefficiencies, psychological barriers, or chronic mismanagement.

Despite assembling a world-class roster and securing ample funding, the company suffered from Arsenal Syndrome, failing year after year to deliver a market-winning product.

by TesfayeM May 09, 2025