A unique medical condition that commonly develops in homeless individuals when the temperature drops below 65 degrees. Symptoms include chest pain, shortness of breath, and chills. Instantly cured by being admitted overnight in the hospital with a hot meal with no long lasting affects.
Patient: Yes I called 911 because I am having chest pain.
Paramedic: Oh okay, that may be Frostmens Syndrome.
Patient: yes I think it is, usually a clean bed in the hospital and warm microwave meal fixes the issue.
Paramedic: Oh okay, that may be Frostmens Syndrome.
Patient: yes I think it is, usually a clean bed in the hospital and warm microwave meal fixes the issue.
by Rebeccm November 21, 2022
Get the Frostmens Syndrome mug.Osemanverse syndrome is a condition where you can't think about anything but the lovely universe that Alice Oseman created around their books. So basically you're extremely obsessed.
"you need to go to sleep! And when is the last time you had something to eat or something to drink!?"
"I don't need sleep or food and drinks I need the osemanverse!"
"What is the osemanverse?"
"the osemanverse is a universe centered around Alice Oseman's books"
"Okay, I see. I hereby diagnose you with Osemanverse syndrome"
"What is osemanverse syndrome?"
"Osemanverse syndrome is a condition where you can't think about anything but the lovely universe that Alice Oseman created around their books. So basically you're extremely obsessed."
"Oh I definitely have that"
"I know"
"I don't need sleep or food and drinks I need the osemanverse!"
"What is the osemanverse?"
"the osemanverse is a universe centered around Alice Oseman's books"
"Okay, I see. I hereby diagnose you with Osemanverse syndrome"
"What is osemanverse syndrome?"
"Osemanverse syndrome is a condition where you can't think about anything but the lovely universe that Alice Oseman created around their books. So basically you're extremely obsessed."
"Oh I definitely have that"
"I know"
by osemanverse_syndrome November 22, 2022
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Get the Marshmallow Condom Syndrome mug.A terrible disease separated into 4 stages, one worst than the other
Stage 1: Frequent rap listening, uses quotes from rappers, makes a few shitty songs, in this stage it can still be stopped, but you must act quick before its too late
Stage 2: Tattoos, more album making, playlist consists of only rap albums, and even 1-2 golden teeth, begins calling themselves their new rap name, its getting too late
Stage 3: More tattos, more golden teeth, dreads, collabs with other stage 3 rappers, perhaps even cigarettes, its too late
Stage 4: the final stage, their entire body looks like a bathroom stall, they have more gold in their mouth than scrooge's whole bank, they have a stupid amount of dreads, they have enough mugshots to fill an entire scrapbook and do more drugs than the entire population of nyc combined, their songs consist of nothing but nonsensical mumbling and gang signs, the only option left is extermination.
Stage 1: Frequent rap listening, uses quotes from rappers, makes a few shitty songs, in this stage it can still be stopped, but you must act quick before its too late
Stage 2: Tattoos, more album making, playlist consists of only rap albums, and even 1-2 golden teeth, begins calling themselves their new rap name, its getting too late
Stage 3: More tattos, more golden teeth, dreads, collabs with other stage 3 rappers, perhaps even cigarettes, its too late
Stage 4: the final stage, their entire body looks like a bathroom stall, they have more gold in their mouth than scrooge's whole bank, they have a stupid amount of dreads, they have enough mugshots to fill an entire scrapbook and do more drugs than the entire population of nyc combined, their songs consist of nothing but nonsensical mumbling and gang signs, the only option left is extermination.
Bob aka "Guy 9": "ayo wassup ma homies wunna do a collab tugetha?"
Mike: SHIT HE'S ON STAGE 4 OF THE POST MALONE SYNDROME, JOHN GRAB THE RAILGUN
John: ON IT
Mike: SHIT HE'S ON STAGE 4 OF THE POST MALONE SYNDROME, JOHN GRAB THE RAILGUN
John: ON IT
by dollarstoreartist November 27, 2022
Get the Post Malone Syndrome mug.The distinct feeling of having to clear your throat because you constantly hear someone clearing theirs, even though you have no actual issue. Almost feels like someone is actively licking the back of your throat.
by Noillik November 29, 2022
Get the Esophageal Licking Syndrome mug.when a girl feels like she annoys everyone she talks too, the fear of being seen as an irritating burden
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Get the little sister syndrome mug.Noun: bundle syndrome is a common condition that occurs when you still keep a certain thing that sucks in a vacuum but makes sense and elevate other things when used in a bundle, series or combination.
I don't like this one song in my playlist but I am still keeping it because of bundle syndrome. It just transitions so well to my fave song.
by Novoshkos April 22, 2022
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