When someone used to be physically attractive but now looks like shit because they only fuck ugly people
by sounds_true January 3, 2023
Get the Sex karmamug. by Pornstar:) May 6, 2022
Get the Sexmug. The camp was for 2 weeks, and I had to go. My cabinmate was Adam, the sexiest guy in the world. While we were taking a hike, he slipped me a note. "Meet me in the cabin at 6 pm". That was 2 hours before dinner, so whatever he wanted to do, we would have time.
I met him in the cabin. He was standing at the end opposite to the door, his boner showing through his jeans and his muscles showing through his top.
"Undress," I said. He did so quickly. I finally saw his 10-inch cock.
"You like?" he said, with a devilish smile. He sat against the wall and I licked his chest until he was drenched in saliva. Then I slowly licked the tip of his dick and blew on the top. The sensation drove him crazy, and he moaned for more. I licked and sucked all of it. His glans turned red.
"Oh my fucking god Amber, don't stop!" He screamed. Suddenly, he tore off my clothes and saw my boobs, which he massaged and squeezed. I started french kissing him, exploring his mouth with my tongue. I sat on the bottom bunk bed.
"Fuck me," I said.
He pushed his beautiful penis in my hairless pussy and I could feel the warmth of his cum inside of me.
"Do it again" I moaned. He took it out and pushed it in again. He hit my g-spot and I screamed with joy. He kept doing it, each push harder and faster than the last, until he had all 10 inches in me.
I met him in the cabin. He was standing at the end opposite to the door, his boner showing through his jeans and his muscles showing through his top.
"Undress," I said. He did so quickly. I finally saw his 10-inch cock.
"You like?" he said, with a devilish smile. He sat against the wall and I licked his chest until he was drenched in saliva. Then I slowly licked the tip of his dick and blew on the top. The sensation drove him crazy, and he moaned for more. I licked and sucked all of it. His glans turned red.
"Oh my fucking god Amber, don't stop!" He screamed. Suddenly, he tore off my clothes and saw my boobs, which he massaged and squeezed. I started french kissing him, exploring his mouth with my tongue. I sat on the bottom bunk bed.
"Fuck me," I said.
He pushed his beautiful penis in my hairless pussy and I could feel the warmth of his cum inside of me.
"Do it again" I moaned. He took it out and pushed it in again. He hit my g-spot and I screamed with joy. He kept doing it, each push harder and faster than the last, until he had all 10 inches in me.
I had an orgasm, and so did he. He took his dick out and cum went everywhere. We both flopped over onto the ground. I grabbed his penis massaged his balls as he frenched me. We rolled around on the floor and I screamed his name over and over. After that, we silently promised we would sex again and again.
by ThePervertedPerson February 14, 2022
Get the Sexmug. by Ur mom's pussy and dads dick May 22, 2022
Get the Sexmug. She was waiting for him at the front door with nothing but her lacy black lingerie top and bottom. Finally, she heard the keys rattle as Jayden was unlocking the door. Finally, he comes. With no word, he starts kissing her. She kisses him back. While this is happening, Sarah can feel his hands making their way down her body. He slides his fingers inside her black lingerie bottom, and starts softly rubbing her clit. She moans softly. Finally, they make their way upstairs. Jayden gets onto the bed, followed by Sarah. He starts kissing her once again, while using his magic fingers to rub her sensitive clit. He then puts his 2 finger inside of her, and she moans loudly. His fingers start going in and out of her faster and faster. Sarah's hips clam together and her back arches, but he doesn't stop. Just as Sarah is about to cum. he stops. She looks at him with desperation but he just smirks.
He then pulls out a giant vibrator and duct tapes it onto Sarah's already overstimulated clit, and eventually she squirts all over the place. Jayden is eventually so hard that he can't take it anymore. He takes the vibrator out and replaces it with his cock. He thrusts into her until finally, he hits her sweet spot. Her back arches as she's going through an orgasm. He doesn't stop. He keeps thrusting into her soaking wet pussy. Before long, she feels a warmish liquid seeping into her hole and filling it up.
'Agh' she gasps as it fills her tight hole up.
sex
He then pulls out a giant vibrator and duct tapes it onto Sarah's already overstimulated clit, and eventually she squirts all over the place. Jayden is eventually so hard that he can't take it anymore. He takes the vibrator out and replaces it with his cock. He thrusts into her until finally, he hits her sweet spot. Her back arches as she's going through an orgasm. He doesn't stop. He keeps thrusting into her soaking wet pussy. Before long, she feels a warmish liquid seeping into her hole and filling it up.
'Agh' she gasps as it fills her tight hole up.
sex
by hornygirl123987123 July 28, 2021
Get the Sexmug. Where you apply makeup on your face and then jack off while raining down tears in front of a full-length mirror.
Goofy: "Gosh Mick-- I heard that Minnie packed up her things and left you?"
Mickey: "Huh Huh! Actually, she came back, apologized and afterwards we had great makeup sex!"
Goofy: "...Is that lipstick on your mouth?"
Mickey, wiping it off nervously: "Huh huh! It must be hers!"
Mickey: "Huh Huh! Actually, she came back, apologized and afterwards we had great makeup sex!"
Goofy: "...Is that lipstick on your mouth?"
Mickey, wiping it off nervously: "Huh huh! It must be hers!"
by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker May 30, 2024
Get the Makeup Sexmug. When you masturbate on to a female's belly, and after cumming, she scoops up the semen and inserts it into her womb, thus impregnation.
You're pollinating her, like a flower.
When you grow tired of missionary all the time, you have to freshen things up with bizarre / absurd sexual acts, that somehow turn you on more than normal sex.
Masturbating in front of the female, is like when you fap to hentai / porn, which is part of the appeal.
You're pollinating her, like a flower.
When you grow tired of missionary all the time, you have to freshen things up with bizarre / absurd sexual acts, that somehow turn you on more than normal sex.
Masturbating in front of the female, is like when you fap to hentai / porn, which is part of the appeal.
by Andrew E Cooper July 16, 2025
Get the Pollination (human sex act)mug.