I sold my soul just for this mug

This is one of the many things you could use to buy the urban dictionary mug!
Instead of wasting your hard earned money, you wasted something else instead!

"Bob, why does your mug say you sold your soul for it?"
"Because I sold my soul just for this mug"

by MugManNumber932 October 15, 2020

oh my god i microwaved the baby

WHat you say when you've done something stupid. This expression catches peoples attention and should not be used in a professional environment. In the right scenario, it can illict laughter. Also used when you've forgotten something important.

For extra effect say: oh my god i forgot to microwave the baby

Dave: Hey Jim, did you remember everthing?

Jim: Umm, i think so- OH MY GOD I MICROWAVED THE BABY!

Shawn: I think thats everything... i packed clothes, locked the door, gave a key to the neighbors...

Brenda: Are you forgetting something

Shawn: *PAUSES* OH MY GOD I FORGOT TO MICROWAVE THE BABY!

by theguitaristwiththeskills March 8, 2010

I like hot sauce on my chicken

"Hotsauce", meaning semen, and "chicken" as in womens breasts. So it's a lesser dirty way of saying I like jizz on a girls tits.

I always tell girls I sleep with " I like hot sauce on my chicken".

by Bangerang slang November 11, 2018

I could buy you and sell you

Essentially, "I am much richer than you." A stronger form of "I could buy you." Usually a derisive phrase.

"I could buy you and sell you," said Bill Gates to his impoverished employee.

by Athene Airheart May 1, 2004

i got me some bathin apes

A dumb ass song by Soulja Boi that epitomizes the idiocy and lack of creativity that hip hop has now become. A completely obnoxious repertoire of lyrics that has to continually remind us the shoes he has. See Bapes

Person 1: Nice shoes...what brand are they?

Soulja Boy: I got me some, I said, I got I got me some bathin apes

Person 1: You know what...just forget I asked.

by Duke of Potsdam March 23, 2008

i said your hairs nice

a saying you can use when you say something harsh to someone and they reply with what?

jon "hey matty you ugly fucker!"
matty " what?"
jon "i said your hairs nice"
matty " oh.... alright..."

by faggerspool January 27, 2011

ANNA IS THE BEST AND I LOVE HER

So basically when your in love with a person named Anna and you can't wait to marry her and cuddle her

Friend: "how is your girlfriend"
You: "ANNA IS THE BEST AND I LOVE HER"

by KillSwitchTheFirst April 28, 2021