Pull a Waretown

When you’re at the bar and you’re dancing with a white trash milf. You begin to realize your fate and force yourself to get blackout drunk so you can sleep with her.

“Did you hear about Tony in Nashville?”
“No, what happened?”
“He had to Pull a Waretown”

by Lips1997 August 16, 2023

pull security

maintaining a sector of responsibility for any potential threat that could fuck you up.

Hey dipshit, stop standing around and pull security!

by geweyn August 17, 2023

Pulled a Peter

To claim a project is finished when in reality it’s fucked up beyond repair.

I tried to fix my furnace but I pulled a Peter and all the oil leaked into the wetlands.

by Meatstick68 August 18, 2023

Pulling a Michael

When your Michael says some really questionable, noncey stuff.

I was hanging out with Jerry the other day and he said "We can fuck the nerdy kids, I mean nerds!" He's gotta be pulling a Michael with that one.

by JonahPeterson August 18, 2023

pull a scott pilgrim

when you get eloped with a minor similar to the character, Scott Pilgrim from the self titled series

to pull a scott pilgrim: "when you get eloped with a minor similar to the character, Scott Pilgrim from the self titled series "
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Person 1: "hey did you see John's new girlfriend? The 17 year old?"
Person 2: "yeah, I think they met at his sister's highschool graduation party"
Person 1: "he really pulled a scott pilgrim"

by mangg April 2, 2024

Pulling an Ellis

The act of going to your girlfriends sisters house for a 2 day long sleepover and not talking to her at all.

“Yesterday I was pulling an Ellis ”

“Shut the fuck up”

by Jthaturbsnjjh April 3, 2024

Dutch Cheese-Pull

The act of a severely unclean male or woman goes too long without cleansing genitalia, and it grows a yellowish white milky substance like smegma but not quite smegma. this normally occurs with nasty ass white niggas

“i almost hit but she spread her lips and it turned into a Dutch Cheese-Pull”

by JWG419 April 4, 2024