monster can cock

A giant dick that ejects funny tasting semen

"Owen has a monster can cock"
"How do you know"
"Don't ask"

by Smilingreaper420 April 10, 2024

Andon labrecques huge cock

Andon labrecques huge cock is monsterus and deadly,as soon as he whips it out you get an instant raging throbbing boner I just wanna suck that shit

Person 1:you see andon labrecques huge cock? Person 2:yeah I got to suck that big thang last night

by AhshdisujJzjsndbsb August 23, 2021

Mathew's Cock

An astronomical cock, that can take your breath in a heart beat. Your vagina and legs will shake harder then Worlds Trade Center on September 11 2001.

You better watch out for the ol' mathew's cock

by xdcreamed October 16, 2020

blender in cock!

1.a big dick.

2.Someone high on crack

Why,jimmy is a blender in cock!

by Wilierfredboi October 28, 2019

Fat-cock genocide

Oh! Wait! I forgot about the "women are only fucking the fat-cocks and the rest of us have to have relationships with the sloppy seconds and we're living in fat-cock parental Dictatorship"

Hym "But 'kill all men' is just as much a call for genocide as 'fat-cock genocide' but it made the women realize they're all fat cock supremacists so now I don't own the contents of my own mind... But the guy who SOLD IT AND HAS MONEY IN HIS BANK ACCOUNT DOES!"

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024

Cock

Another word for chicken or the chicken

Thats a fat cock
cock-a-doodle-doo

by Some Words of Wisdom May 21, 2018

Cock-band

Although it's origins are unknown, it may have came into existence between 2013-2015. The term came into prominence during Winter Storm Jonas (Blizzard of 2016) in Eastern Pennsylvania. A cock-band can be a large heavy snow band that looks like an erect penis on radar.

Tom: "Hey Dave!"
Dave: "What Tom?"
Tom: " I'm getting pounded with the mother of all cock-bands here! It snowed 3 inches in the past hour. I got 9 inches in the last three-and-a-half hours!"
Dave: "SMFH..... That's what she said....."

by SEPA Boy May 2, 2019