I’m He-Man Syndrome

Whenever a troll realizes he can one-up everybody by acting and emulating he-man emulating the power and self-confidence of He-man, all the while censoring online the animated content of his minions or group so that they never actually see the Real He Man, which would totally kill him on its face, physically speaking, once they saw the abs, the face, and natural popularity of the original He-Man. Such infected individuals live solely to obliterate He-man and every digital footprint of him off the face of the universe, or else they’re nothing at all.

“Drats, that’s skeletor! Turn that off!” said the botnet administrator clinically diagnosed with I’m He-man Syndrome, in another close call with fate.

by Joey2dope November 29, 2019

CFS (Chicago Fan Syndrome)

When you have the irrational belief that you home team with be victorious despite all the bad decisions they make.

DaBears were down by 21 with under 2 minutes to go but my CFS (Chicago Fan Syndrome) knew they would somehow pull off the win.

by MoreDumbStuff November 15, 2020

cab syndrome

crusty ass bitch syndrome.

did you see that girl cindy?

get away from her she might give you cab syndrome
"what's that"
"crusty ass bitch syndrome, it's contagious"

by suzivert January 4, 2022

zuchiniman syndrome

Beyond sigma syndrome, where a man realizes not many men around him are his equal in Spirit, Emotion or Physical masculinity, so he forgoes the shemales and witchpipes around him for turning his friends into little potatoes or mozzarella balls,
eventually He starts sayin weird shit to scare the really shitty bitches away, like 'Hail Satan' with the inevitably fear, laughter and urinating sound onto the proverbial ragweeds rag panties. 'GodBless' he continues.
At some point, I think I'd rather be damned fucking piece of broccoli than married you know?

My two besties with testiculars and great vernacular of modernity, Hell and sin, cannot understand why being Christian is like offering free candy on Halloween for crazy yitchens. Yeet those bitches straigh to Hell says Saint Josh of Hell, Satan's Gatekeeper, who lived his complete and absolute entire fucking life with zuchiniman syndrome.

by sinrlifemattrs October 10, 2025

Beauty Syndrome

When someone is a 10/10 with make-up but without it a 1/10

Pokimane is the true definition of "Beauty Syndrome" (she's hot with make-up but without it she is ugly)

by Sumichi October 30, 2020

nobody syndrome

When shawty (a female) farts on the schlong (your weiner)

"Yo why do you look so happy today?"
"Broo i got nobody syndrome"
"Ayyy that's my boy"

by Fradaboii670 December 11, 2024

Competitive Lifestyle Syndrome

A constant issue among humans where a lot of bad decisions are because the person committing them want to look, be, or act better than the people around them.
Competitive Lifestyle Syndrome can also apply to a person's private lifestyle, such as sexual pleasures or general passions and beliefs.

1: Jeff's a pedophile, we found him with a 14 year old girl. That's why we're not hanging out with him anymore.
2: What the fuck, why would he risk his entire social life just for sexting children?
1: It's some competitive lifestyle syndrome bullshit I don't get.

3: Head of the Sponge Activist Group is trying to take sponges off of the market shelves again.
4: You're kidding me, why the hell do we need a "Sponge Activist Group"?
3: Competitive lifestyle syndrome.

by Prowlerswag June 1, 2023