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Jack is a dog

This is often a truthful statement whether talking about a canine or sapiens specimen. Jack makes a great name for man's best friend, and likewise most men named jack develop deep and irreparable trauma regarding their name being for a dog.

Male Sapien Jacks typically can be found surfing on various furry subreddits, buying leashes and collars for their owners to use on them, and in their crate when their owners decide its time for bed
Female: Hey, so is Jack a furry?

Guy: No, not really. Jack is a dog.
by The Gronchler August 26, 2025
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my dog your cat

A light way of saying you want fuck a sensitive millennial girl without crossing her slut boundaries
Your tits are hot, omg I wanna play, my dog your cat.
by Birdboymotherfluffer June 15, 2022
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big dog syndrome

when someone has lived for so long in a small town that they form a sense of entitlement to themselves and act as if there isn’t a relevant world outside of their town. Someone with small-town syndrome usually is majorly concerned with gossip and events only happening with people in their town and let their life revolve around such meaningless rumour
Ryan really has big dog syndrome. Despite being 30 and graduating 12 years ago, he kept wearing his letterman's jacket and talking about the good old days of Smallville football.
by mikehoncho89 June 1, 2022
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dog shave

Dog shave is the realest dog you will meet on the market from dropping shots in the Columbia to going a front flip on a 50 footer
by Dogs have September 28, 2022
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dumb-dog-fourplay

Dumb-dog-fourplay is a concept regarding the overt social fourplay enigmas that lead others into antics like breaking windows and burning down houses..
The windows of the bar got busted out after the gay bands played last week.. I don't know why they don't like gay bands if they going to instigate more of that dumb-dog-fourplay it's like they gay too..
by 12speed June 21, 2023
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L-Dog's cuz

The definition of L-dawg's Cuz is someone who is Hot, Ripped and even sexy.
By default, of course L-dawg himself said while referring about his Cousin that he was in fact sexy.
This has created lots of tension in the community, especially for L-dawg himself.
You're lookin like L-Dog's cuz today man
I can't believe L-Dog admitted his cuz was sexy man
by er_lend December 22, 2022
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dog

something you use as an excuse for not having your homework
teacher: where is your homework?
student: my dog ate it
by Random3343 November 9, 2021
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