Fuck my ass

1. As a self insult, usually used when making a stupid/careless mistake.

2. During sexual intercourse/pornography, usually when a woman is horny.

Teacher: Caden you lost 3 marks in your math exam due to careless mistake.
Caden: Ah, fuck my ass!

Woman: Fuck my ass!
Man: Ok.

by Eat hen February 27, 2019

feel like ass

To feel extremely tired, yucky, sick, wore out.

Man, I feel like ass today. Must've been all the stuff I drank last night.

by RavenX May 13, 2003

Louisiana Swamp Ass

The goo that forms in your butt crack that is caused by heavy work, usually in humid areas. Most often moist and sticky, this condition generally causes skid marks, or 7-layer underwear wrecker. The smell of this can be nauseating. If a bad enough case exists, there can be a snail trail left behind when a person stands up.

After unloading that truck in this heat, I got a wicked case of Louisiana Swamp Ass.

by Mutchler January 20, 2006

trick ass ho

a female that persuades you to have sex claiming that she is disease free when she is not

" that trick ass ho gave me the clap again "

by boooghar December 27, 2003

butt ass naked

When you're butt naked in a place or situation where you shouldn't be, you're butt ass naked.

Holy fuck, that clown is butt ass naked.

by Sultanofsurreal February 10, 2010

dog ass tired

Really, really tired. Especially after having completely expended yourself. Dead on your feet. So tired you just can't.

After a 16 hour flight and an 8 hour work day, Sandra is so dog ass tired that she fell asleep in the middle of eating dinner.

by celebrityguesteditor June 5, 2019

kentucky ass bruise

A series of scratches from the ass crack flairing up and out likes rays of Kentucky sunshine. Usually found on children too young to know better

My nephew keeps scratching at his ass crack under his diaper. If he doesn’t stop it will give him a Kentucky ass bruise like he’s shitting an asterisk.

by Cor Riversprite March 10, 2019