Cock n' Crocks

A lazy form of coitus in which the man's comfortable footwear, preferably crock brand footwear, is not removed.

"Sorry hun, I had a long day at work, so can we do Cock n' Crocks tonight?"

by Mcflurzle September 4, 2019

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Candle cock

Any condition that leads to your penis having the sensation of a burning tip.

I should have been more careful on Saturday night. That girl has given me a definite case of candle cock.

by DonAdrianoDeArmando May 25, 2016

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Franus cock

Braided dick hair

"Oh boy did you see that franus cock, it must have been growing for years to achieve that franus cock!"

by Nude man dan November 15, 2016

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cock crippler

A fat chick that likes to get on top during sex. An obese woman that enjoys the cowgirl position in bed.

"That fat bitch Sarah tried to get on top of me last night after she blew me. She's such a cock crippler".

by BillSchmaggle March 30, 2018

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cock-box

(n) A total jackass, especially one who is particularly rude as well as overtly unintelligent.

Keith: "Dude, why are you being such a cock-box?"
Jon: "Gabbi's holding out lately, man, it's getting to my head!"

Brittany: "OMG Chad is so hot!"
Brenda: "Maybe, but he's a total cock-box."

by summerfinn July 13, 2012

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when your dick is so fucking huge you can start to fly with it people named Nox usually identify as attack helicopters because of how huge and fat there cock is its so fucking huge you need to wear huge ass underwear to fit a huge ass cock like that in your pants

person: damn bro your packing
MeL yeah I have Nox's cock

by ThisIsNotNox July 11, 2021

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