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~zaq!xsw@cde#vfr$bgt%nhy^mju&<ki*>lo(?:p)"{_}+| 

when you are so bored that you try out all kinds of different patterns in wich you can hit the keys on your keyboard just so you can read in the definition that you're bored
I'm so bored. Lemme hit the keys on my keyboard in different patterns. Let's try ~zaq!xsw@cde#vfr$bgt%nhy^mju&<ki*>lo(?:p)"{_}+|
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~Zen*Knack*Kiss~ 

~Zen*Knack*Kiss~, or Zen as she is affectionately known, is the most famous poster on Babycenter message boards. She is known to frequent the Bargain Hunting Tips For Parents board. Some love ~Zen*Knack*Kiss~, others hate her. Like Cindybin of Yahoo trolling fame, ~Zen*Knack*Kiss~ is not a troll in the traditional sense of the word - but her snippy comments and overinflated ego make her a well-known, infamous poster nonetheless.

Variations on Zen's screen name are zenknackkiss, her Yahoo ID; and zen_knack_kiss, not actually Zen herself... but she thinks Zen is so awesome, she set up a ~Zen*Knack*Kiss~ Worship Page on Myspace. You can find this Worship Page at http://www.myspace.com/zen_knack_kiss
~Zen*Knack*Kiss~ is God's gift to humanity.
~Zen*Knack*Kiss~ by Morbidda July 30, 2008

`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP[{]}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/? 

`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/?

`~1!qQaAzZxXsSwW2@3#eEdDcCvVfFrR4$5%tTgGbB6^yYhHnNmMjJuU7&8*iIkK,<.>lLoO9(0)pP;:/?-_[{'"=+]}\| 

This is what you write when you're so bored you decide to type every possible character in a zig-zag on a QUERTY keyboard, happy to see you got results.
I was so unbelievably bored that I typed `~1!qQaAzZxXsSwW2@3#eEdDcCvVfFrR4$5%tTgGbB6^yYhHnNmMjJuU7&8*iIkK,<.>lLoO9(0)pP;:/?-_{'"=+}\| by dragging my finger in a zig-zag on my keyboard, and proceeded to google the nonsense I just typed.

`~1234567890-=!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop[]\{}|asdfghjkl;':"zxcvbnm,./<>? 

literally all of the letters in the keyboard
this is a keyboard. the letters, numbers and symbols on it are: `~1234567890-=!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop\{}|asdfghjkl;':"zxcvbnm,./<>?

~1@3$5^7*9)-+qWeRtYuIoP[}\AsDfGhJkL;"zXcVbNm<.? 

This is what people type when they reach the last stage of boredom
I'm so bored I'm going to type ~1@3$5^7*9)-+qWeRtYuIoP}\AsDfGhJkL;"[zXcVbNm<.? into google

`~zaq1!æá䡹xsw2@ßå²cde3#©ðé³vfr4$®¤bgt5%þ€nhy6^ñü mju7&µú ,<ki8*çí .>lo9(øó‘/?;:p0)¿¶°ö’'"[{-_´¨«¥]}=+»×÷¬¦

WOW!!! You're the most bored you a human being can possebly be!
i'm so bored that i can type `~zaq1!æá䡹xsw2@ßå²cde3#©ðé³vfr4$®¤bgt5%þ€nhy6^ñü mju7&µú ,<ki8*çí .>lo9(øó‘/?;:p0)¿¶°ö’'"{-_´¨«¥}=+»×÷¬¦