Backed yourself

The act of shitting oneself!

Damn it Keith, have you backed yourself again?

by Monsieur Crisp Packet Hands January 22, 2021

hand yourself

An alternative phase for when your too lazy to say you’re about to jerk off.

Bro are you really about to hand yourself? Shame.

by SquardWed March 19, 2021

break yourself off

Masterbate

Can you break yourself off for me?!

by Matadorgirl December 8, 2021

Go Fuck Yourselfness

Big, bad, fucked up and uncomfortable situation; usually more trouble than it is worth.

"When I'm not at school, working on school stuff, or at work, Ill be with Melanie. If she isn't working.
Causes a cosmic array of go fuck yourselfness."

by Makeawishingwell November 1, 2010

Go Clone Yourself

So you can go fuck youself.

In an e-mail I had spoke to a contributor where I made a track to a troll "Go Clone Yourself.... so you can go fuck yourself" she started howling at that remark. I seen an author do a photo where he did a photo like this as I was trying not to make the joke then someone did a photo of Kayne West as I was going "Damn it -- that was my joke." Oh well they took the crack and ran with it.

by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018

I'm going to kill yourself

A variation of telling someone you're going to kill or murder them, commonly used in jokes or slangs among middle schoolers.

Dude if you don't stfu, I'm going to kill yourself!

by Cornell_Cornelius_Cornbob September 27, 2022

off yourself

to jerk yourself

You seem stressed, maybe you should off yourself

by theasianmasian December 17, 2017