john wolf

A mythical predator that hangs out in public bathrooms to sexually assault members of the same gender. Popularized by conservative pundits and politicians.

If you allow men to use women's restrooms, your daughter will be attacked by a john wolf!"

by TheEradicator May 28, 2018

Fart Wolf

Someone who cry's wolf about farting

Fart , let them know you farted

Then also, say you farted when you didnt

Eventually they find out

Then never know if you really farted or not

Fart when something important is being done

When driving roll the windows up ... lock them

Lie about farting best when they ask about the windows being locked or to unlock them ...

Does your window work... thats because i farted and locked them

Then admit you didnt really fart

Keep doing it ... and then when you really fart ... and they dont believe you and smell it

Best to maintain a fart wolf ratio so when you really do fart in a certain situation, they "arent falling for it" and your then an official fart wolf

safe for work and everywhere

except in front of someone who workouts alot or is possibly having a bad day...

Dont fart wolf in front of strangers who may get really upset

by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 27, 2018

Finn Wolfhard

One of the most kind beautiful loving and funny person in the world and he deserves the world and did I forget to mention he plays Mike Wheeler is Stranger Things and he is also in IT 2017 and in Dog Days

Finn Wolfhard,He is very adorable and cute,he deserves all the happiness in the world and when ever I am upset or just not in a good mood i just watch a video or look at pictures of him and it makes me feel so much better💗💗💗💗

by StrangerThings011 November 11, 2018

chauntell wolf

a tomboy girl who has a soul of a wolf ... likes moons and acts strong.
has a very kind heart but a strong mind .

also chauntell means Stone and said as (shawn-tell)

in other words a tone wolf

Damn why is she such a chauntell wolf?

she is such a chauntell wolf , i like her.

by starfire tink July 24, 2019

Finn Wolfhard

Finn wolfhard the kid from stranger things and it
VERY pretty boy and deserves NONE of the hate he gets

STAN FINN WOLFHARD FOR CLEAR SKIN!

person: “hey have you heard of finn wolfhard?”

me: “you mean meme king?”

person: “HELL YEAH”

by dannydevfam May 17, 2020

finn wolfhard

finn wolfhard is the most amazing human ever.
he is an amazing skater boy has the most luscious long black curly and he is a very tall boy.

finn is an insanely talented actor who has been in stranger things, IT, the goldfinch and many more

finn is also an amazing singer and is very fun to make edits to when ur bored.
not to mention finn is the meme king

all in all stan finn wolfhard for clear skin and good grades

friend 1 ‘ who is that over their?!’
me ‘that is the best boy finn wolfhard!!’

by wplfhvrd June 22, 2020

Illuminated Wolf

A Discord Admin that never talks in his own server other than the off chance that you spot him in the occasional VC.

"Yo have yo seen that Illuminated Wolf?"

"Nah fam squad he's like Siberian tiger, you never see him"

by anonymous September 15, 2020