Wilko

Motorcycle Policeman

That shit cunt Wilko is up on the mountain harrassing motorcyclists again.

by Dave Taylor August 25, 2021

Will Slap

When you bitch slap somebody for making fun of your wife. Originated by Will Smith slapping Chris Rock during the oscars.

"Wow, your wife is bald as an army member. Can't wait for G.I. Jane 2! Oh, uh oh, somebody's about to Will Slap me!...

Well, I just got the shit beat out of me."

by PointingatmyBALLZ March 29, 2022

Will

If napoleon was reborn, this would be him. Is evil and has a tendency to kick People in The balls. Loves to Say “I don’t make the rules, i follow them,” then he just breaks the rules. He is s dictator and loves to talk about how he eats hitler sperm for lunch. He used the same condom as Jesus and fucked the Mona Lisa. He likes to pretend to be a child molester with kids who make dumplings in his basement. His balls are so big that he needs a size up of pants. And he is 12 and only like 4 feet tall. There are reports of him making out with Sleepy Joe and Camel-face Harris at the same time. He likes to be a pervert and once molested his uncle, surprising because it is usually the other way around. He has friends that are fake beAUSE he is NAPoLEoN.

Will molested an alligator after doing his uncle with Jesus’s condom.
Person 1: You are such a will, Person 2: I don’t molest my biological mother

by Jon_SNOW69 April 1, 2022

Shit will hit the fun

The situation will go from normal, to a really fun time. Usually when something crazy and unexpected happens that turns the mood around for everyone.

How about we go skydiving, then we will pull Jim's parachute cord as he is jumping, I'm telling you shit will hit the fun!

by ArtCrew March 9, 2009

Daniel Wilkinson

A loveable character with a tendency to live way beyond his financial income. Tries hard to make sure all his friends and family get the best from a situation even if it comes at his own expense. A character similar to a Daniel Wilkinson (or Wilko) may also be taken advantage of quite often due to his good nature.

A Daniel/Wilkinson (or Wilko) takes its name from a famous 1980's photographer born in 1968 and brought up by his brother and sister in Birmingham after both his parents were killed in a fatal accident at a chemical plant in 1972 where they worked together.

Daniels parents (John and Julie) were believed to be behind the largest ever production line of LSD in the UK, although both were bright A* science students in their college days it was their love of the hippy culture along with their scientific expertise which ultimately brought along their deaths whilst creating the mind altering substance.

Daniel Wilkinson or being called a 'wilko' is similar to being called a 'mug' (someone who is taken advantage of regulary) but is not regarded as stupid as a 'mug'

by David Blainer February 8, 2010

time will go crazy

When you can't take off you jacket cuz you have cuts on your wrist.

Julius: "Its hot in here..."
Maliky: "Then take off your jacket."
Julius: "I can't"
Maliky: "Why?"
Julius" "...Cuz i have cuts >.>"
Maliky: "ohhhh...your WATCH is BROKEN...."
Julius: "Yeahhh....Time will go crazy!!!"

by emogurl31797 April 26, 2010

i will kick you in the eyebrow

a sentence used when you want to threaten someone but also want to get a few laughs out of the surrounding people.

Sean: *says annoying shit*

Mark: "I will kick you in the eyebrow if you don't shut up!!"

Surrounding People: *laughing*

by John Jacob Jinglehiemer Shmidt January 2, 2011