Windows Phone

Some people say it's a phone, but some people think not.

"Hey, what is that?"
"It's a Windows Phone."
"Wait, what?"

by CreepyMinerLance September 8, 2015

Windows Vista

To stink, suck, and even cause anger to the point where you want to unleash your wrath upon that particular object/person.
(suicidal thoughts may vary)

Those shoes are windows vista yo, you got to get some new ones

by Mr.Linux March 10, 2008

Windows

A highly effective virus that spread itself by the using of instalations, saved in licensed Compact Discs, mostly instaled in the drive C:, no antivirus is available at the moment, but the method of formatting works very well.

approximately 70% of the population have infected computers with this virus... and counting...

fook !! my pc has windows xp !!!!!!!!

by zxkry December 7, 2003

Windows

1. Holes in a automobile or house that are covered with glass so one can see through withought the elements entering.
2. An OS made by Microsoft, quite likely the most annoying program ever, with all of the errors that it cant fix and anoying tech support people in India.

Windows 98 bootup disk... bootup fail...error...ATAPI drive 1 drivers not found...

Wow and I need an OS to install linux.

by 1337 |-|4x0|2 August 21, 2006

window shopping

1. Looking at products you do not intend to buy
2. A person who is involved with a signifigant other causually admiring another person's body.

1. "It's too expensive here, but I love window shopping."
2. "Jason wasn't intersted in that girl passing by, he has a girlfriend. Sometimes he just likes to window shopping"

by SwtMsT May 17, 2006

Windows ME

A Veriation of windows 98 without Dos.

An Abomination that even microsoft wont acknowledge exists.

Windows ME? what are you stupid?

by theJackal July 28, 2004

Window Licking Retard

A person that has the common sense of a garden slug, compared to the poor child on the short bus that has no control over the fact he/she licks the windows.

Jack is a total window licking retard. He got caught screwing some bitch, by his wife, in their bed!

by Jon (943) August 1, 2008