Cum Weed

When I get upset I can't put my peepee in cheese butt and then eat a dandelion

"plz let put peepee in butt."

"No go cum weed yourself bitch"

by Lesly bean March 27, 2020

asshole weed

when inmates shove weed so far up their rectum it doesn’t come out when the cough for an asshole check.

guys i coughed so hard and my asshole weed didn’t come out of my asshole

by crustydiscarge69 February 4, 2021

Weed Dragon

Someone whose breathe reeks of weed. Every time they speak all you can think of is a dragon breathing fire. But it’s weed fire. It stanks.

“Have you smelled Greg’s breathe?”
“Yeah, the guys an absolute Weed Dragon”

by KennethGaming June 24, 2020

Mountain of weed

A literal pile of weed.
If you can hide an average-sized dog under your weed, you have a mountain of weed.

Ayo, let's go to Wiz Khalifa's this Saturday, I hear he ordered a mountain of weed and he's willing to share.

by TheChairHugger November 9, 2013

Weed Enthusiast

Someone who has a love and desire for weed above anything else

He sure loves his weed as lt more then anyone else. Yes a weed enthusiast.

by SAN-D JONZ September 8, 2018

Cali weed

Mostly high quality Supposed to be the best weed heard from rumors

Cali weed is the best in the world New York weed is garbage

by KingInnaEarth January 30, 2021

seed weed

Weed that grows producing a lot of seeds.

Mike has a bag of seed weed.

by JoeyBomm September 25, 2021