Bird watching

To have sex with a MILF.

I told my buddy I was going bird watching last night. He thought I meant spotting some rare finches, but let's just say I was more interested in a rare mom with a pair of...binoculars!

by mika6969 July 20, 2024

Loli Watching

It's a lot like Bird Watching, or People Watching, but where you're very specifically watching loli's. Usually done in public pools, beaches, or parks.

A: Hey friend, wanna go loli watching at the local pool with me?
B: Sure! I'm sure we'll see a lot of cuties this time.

by blasphemyislove April 10, 2023

bunny watch

When two sets of couples (or more) have sex in the same room at the same time without direct involvement with each other's experience.

Tonight, my boyfriend and I are having a bunny watch with Kim and Kanye.

by bUnnYwaTch August 6, 2016

Watch the Stove

the debut EP album by food brand Hamburger Helper under the alias Helper.

Hamburger Helper drops Watch the Stove mixtape featuring Bobby Raps, DJ Tiiiiiiiiii

by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023

watch that fake

A slang term created by, and spread by, high school students in Ohio. It’s actual meaning isn’t very clear, it is simply something someone says when they say any to make it clear that something someone has said is foolish. The A’s in “fake” are often elongated for affect.

“That was a really goofy thing to say, how about you stop messing around and watch that fake.”

by Edwardus May 21, 2023

Mother Watch Duties

A nautical term for looking after everything else on the boat whilst the other "watch" are sailing it.

Includes: cooking, cleaning the deck(s), cleaning the bilge(s), cleaning the head(s) otherwise known as the toilets, general boat maintenance and sleep.

Steve: "Is Johno sailing the boat today?"

Bernie: "No, he's on Mother Watch Duties"

by Vshjaar March 6, 2010

watch the bust

Looking out for authority or police. Basically being wary for somebody to break up a gathering.

Hey D bro watch the bust while we hit this L from last night.

by DC81 April 17, 2024