Verbosify
Verb- to make a sentence and/or phrase as long and complicated as possible whilst still keeping its original meaning.
Original sentence: I can't.
Verbosified version: The author does not find the circumstances thus described to be advantageous enough to allow the author to have the potential to act, in their own capacity, upon the course of the event thus previously described. therefore, one, such as i, may or may not come to the conclusion that it is nigh impossible for someone of my capability to engage in a succseful execution of the action that hath been dictated to myself.
Me talking to my people normally: Damn.. one of my homies is getting locked up... shit's real out here, cuz.
Me after learning how to verbosify: One of my friends has been incarcerated, the atmosphere of the urban enviroments are difficult to maintain positive outlooks and relations in without them.
Verbosified version: The author does not find the circumstances thus described to be advantageous enough to allow the author to have the potential to act, in their own capacity, upon the course of the event thus previously described. therefore, one, such as i, may or may not come to the conclusion that it is nigh impossible for someone of my capability to engage in a succseful execution of the action that hath been dictated to myself.
Me talking to my people normally: Damn.. one of my homies is getting locked up... shit's real out here, cuz.
Me after learning how to verbosify: One of my friends has been incarcerated, the atmosphere of the urban enviroments are difficult to maintain positive outlooks and relations in without them.
Verbosify by GiraffeGuru April 3, 2024
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