Vallentina is a beautiful soul. She’s beautiful inside and out and she’s also incredibly funny so if you want a friend to laugh with anytime anywhere, get yourself a Vallentina. Although she’s generally a nice person, you probably shouldn’t piss her off ‘cause whatever happens to you will be your fault. We love Vallentina!!
“Mate, Vallentina had us all dying in class today. Even the teacher was cracking up.”
“How can someone be so pretty AND so funny? Bro that’s wild.”
“Not to mention smart asf.”
“How can someone be so pretty AND so funny? Bro that’s wild.”
“Not to mention smart asf.”
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Get the vxlentino mug.‘Valentine’s Day’, celebrated on the 17th of February, is a special occasion where married couples exchange gifts, affirm their love, and spend quality time together. Fun fact: the “m” in Valentime’s actually stands for “married,” signifying the seasoned, legally-bound veterans of love.
Not to be confused with Valentine’s Day on the 14th, which is for the “newly” entangled—hence the “n”—those still figuring out if they’re soulmates or just really into the same Netflix shows.
Both holidays trace their roots back to the Romans, who celebrated spring fertility rites around this time. And by “spring,” we mean spring if you’re in Southern Italy—because everywhere else, it’s still cold enough to question your life choices.
Not to be confused with Valentine’s Day on the 14th, which is for the “newly” entangled—hence the “n”—those still figuring out if they’re soulmates or just really into the same Netflix shows.
Both holidays trace their roots back to the Romans, who celebrated spring fertility rites around this time. And by “spring,” we mean spring if you’re in Southern Italy—because everywhere else, it’s still cold enough to question your life choices.
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Get the t1ffany.valent1ne/d.e.b.b.i.e.g.l.a.t.z.e.l on insta mug.An Italian who enjoys riding on the back of a Vespa while wrapping his arms around a burly man with chest hair.
Also enjoys performing sex acts on a fresh baked baguette.
Also enjoys performing sex acts on a fresh baked baguette.
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