crouching tiger

when you get out of the pool and your bottoms are soaking wet so you wrap the towel tightly around your waist and squat down so it squeezes all the water out

My swimsuit bottoms are all wet so im gonna do the crouching tiger.

by thecrouchingtiger June 14, 2011

tiger ears

tiger ears white spots which appear under the buttocks of women after sun tanning.

"Look at the tiger ears on that girl" Tiger's ears observed from the rear have white spots which aid them in hunting to identify each other in the bush.

by APtr July 11, 2006

Tiger blood

Blood that is infected with HIV.

My blood test came back showing I'm positive for Tiger Blood. I hope it doesn't turn into full blown AIDS.

by boomer95 January 19, 2016

That's What Tiger Said

Like 'That's What She Said' but instead of 'She', it is replaced with Tiger Woods. Used when something sexual a guy would say because, well, Tiger didn't stop at 3 hoes like Santa Clause.

(Saturday Night Live)

Annoucer: Lets take a look at the hole w/ our arial camera
Girl: Haha, That's what Tiger said!

by LaFawnduh69 July 4, 2010

wot does tigers eat?

Description or exclamation of stupid speech or actions. An error message. A subtle way to let someone know, they're stupid.

"I think the Pope is a Muslim."
Reply: "Wot does tigers eat?"

by K spec May 30, 2006

awkward tiger

An activity similar to the awkward turtle in meaning but not in actual action. You proceed by making your hand into a tiger paw and slightly taping/slapping/clawing/mostly whiping the person's face. Then say "Awkward Tiger" and laugh appropriately.

We were talking about last night's homework and then George tells me I have sexy pant (in all seriousness).
I proceed to Awkward tiger

by A. Tiger April 21, 2008

White Tiger

Take Cum From Multiple Men And Aplly It All Over A Woman. Command Her To Get On All Fours. Fuck Her In The Ass While She Prowls Around The Room, Growling.

Hey Chuck did you see the Whtie Tiger I posted on Youporn.com

That was a nice White Tiger

That was a sticky White Tiger

by Chuck Gromally May 8, 2008