Christmas Tree'd

1. (adj) When a service or utility is repaired or patched together haphazardly rather than correctly in an effort to save time or money; often resulting in frequent accidents, failures, or outages. The resulting jumbled mess of wires often resembles the lights and cords on a Christmas tree.

2. (adj) A sub-par, often dangerous and shoddy wiring job consisting of a jumbled mess of cables, exposed wires, and, shorts-outs; that is the result of numerous shortcuts taken by someone to save time or money.

3. (adj) Any utility or service that was repaired or engineered in a sub-par manner out of sheer laziness or ineptitude.

Synonyms: half-assed, shoddy, sub-par, piss-poor

Whomever wired this fusebox did a shoddy job, it's christmas tree'd together.

by DomPrice February 26, 2012

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turlet treat

Any food item comsumed while sitting on a public turlet, due to incapability of holding in one's grumpy long enough to finish a meal.

Most commonly occurs during a bang bang or the highly stigmatized double bang bang.

Steve indulged in a turlet treat at the local pizzeria.

by Grumpelstiltzkin January 18, 2016

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The Trend

A trend in the '60s and '70s where various rock bands would title themselves "The" followed by a random noun. Usually done to capitalize on the success of The Beatles.

The Animals, The Association, The Beatles, The Byrds, The Castaways, The Crusaders, The Doors, The Gentrys, The Keys, The Kinks, The Marbles, The Monkees, The Temptations, The Turtles, The Troggs, The Who, The Zombies, The Trend

by The Logical Fallacy May 24, 2017

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