Pine of the woods

Not from around this area. A foreign concept that is unfamiliar or odd.

*City girl walks into a barn full of horse shit in stilettos*
Boy: “She ain’t form these pine of the woods”

by Hope-less January 3, 2021

wood brushing

When someone brushes their teeth with their own or something eles fatty cock

Dam that bićh wanted to try something new but I never would have guessed wood brushing

by Swaggy pete July 17, 2020

wood life

to walk around with no pants to expose your penis (woodie)

Ever since Jacob went to that bar, he's been living that wood life.

by nigga22190 December 12, 2013

Knock on wood

A playful yet gentle word describing the way the world takes the time to visually interpret the act of penetrating trees and foliage with one's erect penis.

India's tolerance regarding Knock on Wood was said to have decreased their population growth in the years 2020 to 2024.

by Pattifil August 2, 2022

wood glued

The female equivalent to a male who is "pussy whipped"

A Female who is obsessed with a male's sexual organ or the male having sex with her, she is practically "glued" to the "wood" slang for penis

This girl I am seeing is so wood glued, she waits by the phone for me to call her

by stayblk August 12, 2011

wood plank

The act of planking on your wood, or boner.

He did an amazing wood plank, almost breaking his penis in the process of the stunt.

by Kilo Tango November 9, 2019

knock on wood

A few light tapping motions dat an able-to-ovulate chick makes on her sexual partner's "woody" wif her knuckles prior to his entering her, in da superstitious hope dat said action will bring her good luck --- i.e., dat said impending bodily-union won't get her "knocked up".

Practicing da rhythm method or taking birth-control pills are indeed often-effective ways to lessen da risk of unwanted pregnancy, but they are by no means reliable, so you'd likely still feel da urge to "knock on wood" each time you "do it" without a condom.

by QuacksO February 26, 2023