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Wasted

Getting so fucked up that the following happen: vomiting, blacking out, not being able to stand, cannot walk straight, feeling like death, going numb, incredible stupor.
Guy 1: Yo did you see that guy outside of the dorm last night?
Guy 2: Yeah man, he high fived me and went back to puking.
Guy 1: Dude he was SO WASTED.
by Outdoorsman8k August 20, 2017
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tox1c_.waste

an amazing best friend who is very weird - marie
by deathraiderzxx July 4, 2021
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WIC wasted

When you mix your alcohol with (your) kids juice because you’re either too poor or too lazy(or both) to buy any mixers and you drink til you’re wasted
Girl, I got the juicy juice. Let’s get WIC Wasted
by Kittykatboom May 3, 2019
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Waste

Have you heard of his new song? It’s so waste.
by lina is a bitch September 27, 2019
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Top shelf wasted

When you go out drinking and get so wasted that you awake from your drinking coma days later.

Can also mean you are only drinking top shelf liquor to get wasted at a bar/club.
"Awwww man last week I got top shelf wasted in Tuesday.... Woke up Friday with no flow."
by Greatpickle December 4, 2014
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