The Dankosity Scale is a scale used to measure how dank memes are. Memes can range from but are not limited to "godawful", "ass", "nice", "fire", "dank" and "super dank". This is a way to measure your favourite memes from your childhood and know where they land. There is also a high likelihood of almost all brainrot being in godawful.
Mark: "Wow. Here come dat boi was a legend"
Murphy: "Where do you think he landed on the Dankosity Scale?"
Mark: "Definitely Super Dank"
Murphy: "Where do you think he landed on the Dankosity Scale?"
Mark: "Definitely Super Dank"
by Night Terror(LH Comics) October 4, 2025
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"Richard, that has to be 10 out of 10 on the ARBIB scale... he's just a loudmouth and rude"
"Richard, that has to be 10 out of 10 on the ARBIB scale... he's just a loudmouth and rude"
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Overview:
The Morg Scale measures the depth of engagement between perception and appreciation; how something draws the observer beyond passive seeing or hearing into active, layered, multidimensional awareness.
Ranging nominally from 1.00 to 9.13, the Morg Scale quantifies the transition from ordinary notice to full emotional resonance.
Scale Summary
Range Stage Name Definition / Experience
1.00 – 2.00 The Glance Surface awareness; the first look, the initial encounter.
2.01 – 3.03 The Double-Take Recognition that something merits a second look; curiosity awakens.
3.04 – 4.44 Morgander The third look; disbelief, admiration, or wonder draws you deeper.
4.45 – 6.06 Morgany The layered quality that keeps revealing more; the magnetic essence.
6.07 – 8.08 Morganite Crystalline clarity —refracting into multidimensional light; disbelief and admiration
8.09 – 9.13 MorganTone Resonance beyond sight; emotional frequency felt long after the moment passes.
9.14 + (∞) Trans-Morg Pure immersion; when the boundary between observer and observed dissolves.
Overview:
The Morg Scale measures the depth of engagement between perception and appreciation; how something draws the observer beyond passive seeing or hearing into active, layered, multidimensional awareness.
Ranging nominally from 1.00 to 9.13, the Morg Scale quantifies the transition from ordinary notice to full emotional resonance.
Scale Summary
Range Stage Name Definition / Experience
1.00 – 2.00 The Glance Surface awareness; the first look, the initial encounter.
2.01 – 3.03 The Double-Take Recognition that something merits a second look; curiosity awakens.
3.04 – 4.44 Morgander The third look; disbelief, admiration, or wonder draws you deeper.
4.45 – 6.06 Morgany The layered quality that keeps revealing more; the magnetic essence.
6.07 – 8.08 Morganite Crystalline clarity —refracting into multidimensional light; disbelief and admiration
8.09 – 9.13 MorganTone Resonance beyond sight; emotional frequency felt long after the moment passes.
9.14 + (∞) Trans-Morg Pure immersion; when the boundary between observer and observed dissolves.
Interpretation Guide
Below 3.00 — The Unnoticed Realm
Moments exist, but we move too quickly. There’s data, not depth.
3.04 – 4.44 — The Awakening (Morgander)
The point where attention becomes emotion. You see instead of look.
4.45 – 6.06 — The Magnetism (Morgany)
Patterns emerge; curiosity becomes affection. The observer starts orbiting the subject.
6.07 – 8.08 — The Crystalline (Morganite)
Light bends. Every angle reveals new color. Disbelief and admiration coexist.
8.09 – 9.13 — The Resonant (MorganTone)
Perception turns to vibration. You feel the presence of meaning, not just notice it.
9.14 + — The Trans-Morg State
Beyond appreciation — unity. The moment, the meaning, and the observer become indistinguishable.
Applications
Art & Design: Gauge the emotional depth a piece evokes.
Relationships: Describe connection beyond chemistry — resonance.
Storytelling: Track how narrative detail draws readers from glance to immersion.
Life Moments: When something stops you mid-motion, note its Morg rating.
Fun References
“That view hit a 7.9 on the Morg Scale — refracted disbelief into pure awe.”
“Their duet reached a 9.13 — straight MorganTone resonance.”
“Most days are 3’s and 4’s, but every so often you find a Morganite moment.”
Below 3.00 — The Unnoticed Realm
Moments exist, but we move too quickly. There’s data, not depth.
3.04 – 4.44 — The Awakening (Morgander)
The point where attention becomes emotion. You see instead of look.
4.45 – 6.06 — The Magnetism (Morgany)
Patterns emerge; curiosity becomes affection. The observer starts orbiting the subject.
6.07 – 8.08 — The Crystalline (Morganite)
Light bends. Every angle reveals new color. Disbelief and admiration coexist.
8.09 – 9.13 — The Resonant (MorganTone)
Perception turns to vibration. You feel the presence of meaning, not just notice it.
9.14 + — The Trans-Morg State
Beyond appreciation — unity. The moment, the meaning, and the observer become indistinguishable.
Applications
Art & Design: Gauge the emotional depth a piece evokes.
Relationships: Describe connection beyond chemistry — resonance.
Storytelling: Track how narrative detail draws readers from glance to immersion.
Life Moments: When something stops you mid-motion, note its Morg rating.
Fun References
“That view hit a 7.9 on the Morg Scale — refracted disbelief into pure awe.”
“Their duet reached a 9.13 — straight MorganTone resonance.”
“Most days are 3’s and 4’s, but every so often you find a Morganite moment.”
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