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Megan Marko

Like, totally the HBIC of the GSC! Duh!
Megan Marko is totally the HBIC and also kind of a BDE.
by jdawg2008 January 16, 2020
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Megan

Biggest twat in all the land. I've never met someone so stupid. Also racist.
Why oh why would you be friends with that bitch Megan?
by MeganHater69420 May 2, 2022
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Megan

Megan is a salty little b, shes gonna be nice if u get on her bad side she'll just ignore you like she always does no shade to all you megans theres some megans that r like that and they act like shi tbh there so annoying and dumb they are the worst anyways some megans are rlly NICE HELPFUL N COOL but some r just dumb to the level
MEGANBNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
megan:SClIEbcgE*
by youwouldneverwannameetme July 13, 2019
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Dirty Megan

When you Uber your date home after she gets so drunk she starts freestyle rapping about the sex you haven’t had yet.
I lost my boner the minute she started acting like a dirty Megan.
by Juicy F.S. August 23, 2024
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Megan

The cutest, kindest, sweetest girl you’ll ever meet. She isn’t perfect because no one is, but she is as kind as someone gets. She is loyal and if you betray her trust she’ll be hard to get back, but will not betray yours as payback. She has eyes like the sea, and has been through rough things no one should have to experience. She only tells the closest people what those experiences are, and if she is your friend, never let her go. She’s the funniest person you’ll ever meet and if your sense of humor matches with hers, she’ll be your best friend for a very very long time. She takes a piece of your heart in a good way, but that means losing her would mean losing that piece of your heart, forever.
I myself am lucky enough to know a Megan. And am lucky enough that she likes me. Losing her would be the worst thing to happen to me. It would mean losing my own self.
by NameCompliments December 29, 2020
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Megan

"I had a seizure" "oh you pulled a Megan!"
by thehollabackgirl April 3, 2025
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Megan

Megan is a bitch
by B0rlig February 27, 2020
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