Bean Blender

The act of gripping a woman's clitoris, or bean, between your thumb and index finger and twisting. The is the vaginal equivalent of a titty twister.

I finally got Alissa back last night with a mean bean blender!

by amtS13 March 24, 2011

freezin beans

used for somthing even more awsome than what would be considered "Cool Beans"

Guy1: Dude that concert was cool beans last night!
Guy2: no man, it wasnt cool beans, it was FREEZIN BEANS!

by theawsome dude mang September 30, 2009

joe beans

Elijah's bitch.

Whats up joe beans?

by Mrcowlover November 1, 2013

Ring Beans

Thrombosed veins around the anus that look like a little puffy beans around the anus. Also knows as hemorrhoids. Typically occur from just absolutely brutal anal sex.

She told me to hit her ass good but to watch out for her ring beans.

The anal this weekend was so rough I got some ring beans. I need some Prep H.

My ring beans are all itchy down there. I’m like a dog dragging its ass on the carpet.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

Smol Bean

A particular smol (small) person.

Girl: You’re such a smol bean
Louis Tomlinson: ahh give me a break I’m big >:(

by Diamond97177 October 23, 2020

bean folder

Woman's version of a spank bank.

Girrrrrrl, did you see that hotty he's going in the bean folder.

by Tfittz/iinventedbeanfolder March 24, 2016

Bean Lord

Bean Lord is the greatest of them all. The same as Floor Tentacles and The Spaghetti Monster. The proper pronunciation of Bean is MBAE-NS or BOI-NS with a very short “E” and a long “A”. Blyat is also associated with the Bean Lord.

“Do you praaay da Bean Lord? Blyat”

by We are the Floor Tentacles February 12, 2020