bandit

Juice Wrld

"Juice Wrld is the definition of a bandit"

by Flash58rat December 19, 2019

Butt Bandit

a person who grabs butts sneakily and aggressively

brody! stop grabbing our butts you butt bandit

by sensei jackie chan September 14, 2025

Bandit the demon

He is a regretful person, caused the world's apocalypse they are going through.
Significantly less powerful than his 4 year younger self. He will try anything to ensure his victory in a fight.

Bandit the demon is weak

by Bandit the demon January 4, 2021

snack bandit

A madlad who hides until the time is right to SWOOSH in and then take the snacks of other people when no one's around.
They cannot be stopped unless they're caught in the action, or you interrogate them.

Alright! who's the damn snack bandit in this house? i put my chips in the container above the microwave and they were suddenly gone this morning! who took them!?

by thextorzhater May 18, 2019

Queef bandit

A man who sucks a woman's queef into his urethra

John kept getting boner farts from being such a queef bandit

by Juvan dudlus September 1, 2019

Ass Bandit

An elderly man who goes around and snatches anal innocence from other old men.

you hear about the ass bandit run amock in the streets today?

by Dirty Chuck and the Rascals June 16, 2011

half cup bandit

n. That one coworker who pours all but the last half cup of coffee out of the pot, then places it back on the burner so A. It burns up, leaving the entire office smelling of rank ass burnt up coffee or B. The next person who comes along has to brew a fresh pot.

I could tell by the smell of burning ass when I walked in this morning that the Half Cup Bandit had struck again.

by Public Enemy No 1 April 16, 2019