When a man, in a joking often juvenile fashion, grabs his penis and lifts upwards allowing his taint and ballsack open range to explore. He then runs his often covered up area between the frank and beans and applies, in a painting fashion of back and forth, over the face of the inebriated man or woman of his choice
Hey Jackson that was a great party last night but I saw Conner flirting with Tiffany before passing out in the living room-I've got to go work and use the taint brush on that bastard!
by WarMachine881 August 26, 2017
Get the Taint Brushmug. by CHAINsmoker June 16, 2014
Get the Tainted weedmug. Babe: I'm sorry for slamming my cock into your taint.. Are you ok? Can you go some more? I promise Not to taint jolt you again
by sc121800 November 27, 2014
Get the taint joltmug. When you're so enraged by your significant other that you decide to jump-dive into the air with your legs hoisted back behind your ears like a Tyson chicken, leading with your now-weaponized taint, impacting the upper region/face of your opposition with maximum force. Traditionally, one may threaten the taint bomb on several occasions until such a time that it is deployed.
by TheTaintBomb101 December 29, 2017
Get the taint bombmug. The act of lifting the dong up to the sky, whilst twiddling ur tallywhacker. During this, someone comes up with a goose feather and tickles your Taint. After this act is over, it is ceremonial to spread your sack over the woman's mouth and have her blow on it so it looks like a flying squirrel
by Phoenician Pug Bacon June 5, 2024
Get the Phoenician Taint Ticklemug. A Chattahoochee taint splash is when you pee into an eager recipients mouth while they gargle the song “Georgia on my mind”. Then you repeatedly dunk your balls in the urine bubbles.
by IloveJon’smom May 24, 2023
Get the Chattahoochee taint splashmug. The fuzzy passageway of hair also known as the rectal road located between the anal cavity and the dick's tits.
by Gooch Smooch December 3, 2018
Get the Taint Fuzzmug.