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ranch on the side

The term used when you pull out o the anus and fire your load on your partner's arse
by That one guy no one likes October 19, 2015
mugGet the ranch on the sidemug.

Slut on the Side

When you cheat on your wife the mistress is the slut on the side.
Bob: Hey George, where are you going.
George: I'm going to see my slut on the side.
Bob: Huh? What's that?
George: You know when you're having an affair.
Bob: Oh I get it.
Bob: Wait you're cheating on your wife.
George: UHHH UHHHHHHHH MMM no?
Bob: Well I'm going to post this on facebook, and twitter.
George: No don't do that.
Bob: Trust me you're wife will understand.
George: What do you mean?
Bob: You're wife is my slut on the side.
by thuffman December 18, 2012
mugGet the Slut on the Sidemug.

side-tubed

what happens when you visit YouTube in order to find a specific video but end up watching all kinds of random crap instead
Sorry I'm so late, man! I went to check out that video everyone's been talking about and wound up getting side-tubed for like an hour.
by smart*ss October 1, 2010
mugGet the side-tubedmug.

side cheese

In Golf, side bets players set up with other players or teams. Can be used in tournament play as well as individual players in a foursome.
Derek bet Steve $100 in side cheese that his team would beat Steve's team.
by dprn August 30, 2010
mugGet the side cheesemug.

2 sided debate

Two opposing views, where both parties debate and present their arguments.
Topic: 'Smart phones make us stupid, agree or disagree?'

Girl: Smart phones make us stupid, because we always cheat using the phone.

Boy: There is no proof that smart phones make us stupid though.
Girl: You are using the smart phone and you have already failed the exams. Duh! You have lost the 2 sided debate!
by Lisa Pang January 30, 2021
mugGet the 2 sided debatemug.

Side Bitch Stalker

A Side Bitch Stalker is a delusional female, often named Edina, that was unable to wreck a relationship & steal a man. A bitch that came in 2nd place to the woman he wants to spend his life with.

Once the desperate side bitch discovers how irrelevant she is/was & realizes she's been blocked on all his social media accounts, Her (& her mother) then stalk his partner's social media trying to reignite old drama.
Side Bitch Stalker stalking still.... Fuck you must me miserable with your lonely life?....

You were irrelevant then, still irrelevant now.

Girl bye!! & tell your Mum I said Hi 😂
by M I S S R E V E N G E ! August 6, 2018
mugGet the Side Bitch Stalkermug.

a bit on the side

Noun- When a person is not exactly what you would call "normal"
yesterday, I was in the store and I saw a woman sittin' there just rocking back and foward, justa hummin'.... she was a bit on the side.
by GA girl April 11, 2006
mugGet the a bit on the sidemug.

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