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Pork Floss

When a big girl takes off her clothes and it looks like she got no panties on, but then she straighten her torso and you see the thong appear through her love folds. That's pork floss baby
"oooh damn baby you came through with no panties on?"
"Nah I got a thong, *lifts belly* see?"

"Ooh pork floss I like it"
by Capnfapjax19 October 14, 2023
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Pork pie helmet

When you stand over a person who is sitting and stretch your scrotum across their forehead
And their she was sitting on the kitchen floor when I snuck up behind her and gave her a pork pie helmet
by THE IRON HIPPIE December 2, 2021
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schnitzel the pork

Putting curry on a brown persons dick.
"You can schnitzel the pork on your own, asshole!"
by bbee_2000001233 November 7, 2017
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The elephant in the room

Once mastered, this word can be adapted, like, "this is so dequavie," or, "what the dequavie (WTD)"
(noun)

"The dequavious pork of the situation is that he is lying to me!"

"Once you grasp the dequavious pork of the situation, you can understand where I'm coming from"
by boofinthetrap November 21, 2025
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porking violation

n. Any sexual indiscretion.

.............
Where’s Rudy?

Jail. Some sort of porking violation.

Pardon!?

Not yet.
by gnostic3 March 18, 2021
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Pork Shovelling

Adjective: A word used to describe the aftermath and mess of a large party, which has been caused by the DICKs in the year above.

Origin: A party in a Norfolk Based farm featured a large Hog roast, which instead of being eaten, was used as ammunition in a battle, to see who had overdosed on testosterone the most. In the morning, lumps of cold pork had to be shovelled into bin bags.

Also, the act of Pork Shovelling can be used to describe acts of hardcore sexual acts, involving pork.
My My! This has turned out to be a real Pork Shovelling party! I feel sorry for the host!

Hey, we have been going out for some time now, and I think we should make it special... I got some pork in the shed... Yes, i want to pork shovel with you
by norfolkinchance June 29, 2010
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Pork the Pig

1. The act of intercourse with a fatty - also see pork
Fuck me Johnny's actually gonna pork the pig
by MrIdontgiveafuck April 29, 2019
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