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fap trolling

A non-consensual kink wherein someone engages in trolling behavior online to attempt to “dominate” unsuspecting participants in a forum or a comment section, with the explicit intent to derive sexual gratification from this act. Some fap trollers will make it clear that they are fantasizing about the emotional state or physical appearance of their targets in their comments. The targets may be members of the fap troll’s preferred gender, but this is not always the case. Can be difficult to differentiate from regular trolling but the content of their comments can reveal their intent.
Example 1
Person 1: this person keeps trolling me in this comment section and won’t leave me alone!
Person 2: They seem to be really enthusiastic about the idea that they’re making you angry, they’re probably fap trolling, stop commenting if you really want to annoy them

Example 2
Person 1: Hey, I saw like a million comments you left on this one post, I didn’t know you cared that much about subject
Person 2: I don’t really care that much, I was just fap trolling, I didn’t realize it would show up on your feed, my bad
by sunnydestruxtion May 5, 2022
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fap nail

When you try to take a nap but can't get to sleep so you masturbate instead.

Fail to Nap so Fap
I couldn't get to sleep so I had a fap nail
by mohawk on a motard August 3, 2016
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Fap

other word for masterbation. Other phrases include
yanking the chank
launching the rocket
Tickling the pickle

Taming the snake
Rubbing the genie's lamp
Jerkin the gurian
Dude, my sister walked in on me having a fap, this isn't good
by BigOleBilly June 16, 2020
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Fap cloud

People who go on DeviantART or other soical media and just follow hundreds of porn/fetish accounts just to get their jimmies off. Fap clouds have no icons or anything. They are just their to coom to whatever pedophilia, bestiality, objectified women and farts.
"Oh look. A new follower! Oh it's just some tween with a Fap cloud. sigh"
by Chevyman95 January 23, 2021
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Fap Dancing

The rhythmic act of fapping whilst dancing
Some would say it's a spiritual dance but others refer to it as fap dancing.

Billy fap danced to beat it by Michael Jackson
by HotDeuceUniversity August 6, 2016
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fap cushion

A cushion used to clean or collect the juices of the mighty fap. Often the closest soft thing to the fapper (sorry cat lovers) - but the crown of all fap cushions has to the collectors edition - Hannah Montana "Got to Rock!" pink cushion, complete with semi O-Face with strategically placed microphone print.
"Oh gosh, i wish I could have used her as a fap cushion" - said Tom
by Mr Fap December 3, 2013
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fap ceo

FAP CEO is a hentai based idle game on a hentai game site called nutaku.com. Pretty fuckin fun if i do say so myself
nice just made $10,000,000 on Fap ceo lets gooo.
by Aden McWilliams June 11, 2021
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