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Gonzo Ball

Similar to Lakers point guard Lonzo Ball, however, you are so trashed and unbelievably intoxicated that you would make some of the dumbest decisions a human could make.
LB: Yo bro, are you Kirkin right now?
Ry: I am straight Gonzo Ball right now
LB: Oh no
by ChikenChoker4Lyfe May 8, 2019
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four-balling

Two men riding together on the same motorcycle or scooter.
Fred: Hey man, can I get a ride on your new Harley?

Tim: No way!

Fred: Why not?

Tim: Dude, that's four-balling - and not cool, especially on a Harley!
by Pastcha July 28, 2014
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drew ball

A game Played in french using a paper, or tin foiled ball hitting it back and forth between a team of 2
when home room starts lets play drew ball
by dlthms May 6, 2008
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pukey balls

when a girl who is drunk pukes on your balls while giving felatio.
dude, this chick totally gave me the pukey balls last night! I didnt even see it coming!
by darealpukeyballs April 28, 2014
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blade ball

person 1: i love blade ball you should try it!!!

person 2: no its bad and why do you stink

person 3: wdym i have 600+ wins and wdym i smell great

person 4: dies of smell
by ohiogyattrizzlergladiator October 22, 2023
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Ball jammin’

Is when you take a raging douchebags prized guitar and play it with your balls
Man, Carl was really ball jammin’ Russell’s guitar last night. I’ve had that song stuck in my head all day
by BallisticDick December 4, 2019
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Ball Freeze

/bôl/ /frēz/

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When a man gets a really potent brain freeze and it's so intense it travels down the spine and it hits right in the balls. Characterized by the sound the testicles make when sucking in and then pop.
To warm them back up one most wrap the scrotum with toilet paper or hump bread and hold it with your hands slowly massaging them back into warmth, not to warm them up too fast, and by doing so preventing the pins and needles sensation of heating up the balls too fast after Ball freeze.
Disclaimer, Ball Freeze can not be obtainable by any other means except intense brain freeze

Named after the story of the Greek Demigod Testicules
The boy was eating something cold too fast and got Ball Freezer

man1. Who's been F*cking the bread again ?
man2. Have you never had Ball Freeze before ?
by Cybershadow318 October 13, 2022
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