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Woman's purpose

To put boys in their place so they become men.
A woman's purpose is to show boys truth so they become men.
by zelord May 22, 2011
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crazy woman

1. A troubled woman that makes bad decisions for herself and is usually beautiful, seen through society's standard, which leads to exploitation through media.

2. Used as an derogatory term for Independent Women who do not see a need to have a man in their life permanently.

Note: Often, bitch is inserted for woman.
1. That stripper is one crazy woman.

2. (Derogatory and usually applied when a woman dumps a man and does not return his phone calls, e-mail, does not respond irrationaly and goes about her life, etc.) She's just a crazy woman/bitch.
by LibraLady105 March 19, 2008
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Woman Fail

When a male fails at his gender and becomes a Woman Fail. This can be due to possible feminine traits that the person has, such as constantly observing ones reflection, paying for expensive branded clothes or owning a woman phone (expensive and pointless)

It is usually shortened down to simply calling the said man a woman.
Guy 1: god, he looks at his reflection so much, even in his phone

Guy 2: yeah, its because he's a woman fail.
by Benenenenen July 16, 2010
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dog woman

A mentally defective woman who lives with lives with a large number of dogs.
"Old Lady Hightower's got her new rent house knee-deep in dogshit. She knows if she lets 'em outside to crap, they'll hit the road and never look back."
by J.E. Walker October 7, 2003
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Independant Woman

Certain sub species of the 'fairer' sex that thinks she can 'take care of herself' and 'don't need no man to pay her bills'. Often delusional and may require a firm hand to see the light.
Im an Independant Woman. I don't need no help from no scrub. How do I wire this plug??
Im an Independant Woman. Aint no man gonna run my life. How do I set this video recorder??
by hindsightman April 16, 2006
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woman man

a woman with some male characteristics such a deep voice,man hands,(on rare occasions)balls, a very hairy chest(excludes boobs)and a retractable penis inside the vagina.
GUY1-hey dude you mangled what happened!
(sees guy holding bleeding out of his buttocks)
Guy2-A woman man!!!
(guy2 dies from massive blood loss)
(guy2 dies rectal truma
by crazed stichmouth January 18, 2009
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mad woman

stabbo woman, wears the same hospital dress every week, has big 80s headphones, listens to white noise
im a mad woman, my mad womans mad, lallllllllalalalal
by laser boy July 19, 2006
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