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9 of swords

9 of swords is a tarot card that represents a shit ton of bad things. If you draw this card, pray to every single god since the beginning of time that life chooses to go easy on you.
Amanda: What the shit?! I drew amazing cards and then a 9 of swords?! I’m going to kms
Jamie: awesome, can you pop a titty gorgeous?
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Death's Sword

Deaths Sword Is a serrated blade with a flat key like form.
Death's Sword
by MineOwedWu's July 27, 2021
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genyas_nichirin_sword

Someone who doesnt get as much credit as they deserve. I cannot put into words how amazing they are!! Such a soft soul, please tell them how amazing they are.
genyas_nichirin_sword’s comment has always stuck with me everyday!
by followingkanaesupporters August 4, 2021
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Nephi’s Sword

When a Mormon boy fucks the crease of your knees to stay sexually pure in the eyes of God (Kneephi).
I showed her Nephi’s sword last night.
by Jonahswhale September 26, 2021
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Death by swords

It is a sexual encounter where you get stabbed in the back as they also penetrate your anus with their penis
Becky ended up in the hospital due to preforming Death by swords.
by Planet_milfs May 12, 2022
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French Lightning Sword

With an Erection, take a car battery and use jumper cables to attach the positive and negative ends to your big toes, then begin intercourse with your French ex-wife.
I visited France last month, and gave my ex-wife the ol' French Lightning Sword
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
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