Flarp Switch

A flarp switch is that one light switch in your house that does nothing at all.

" Yo guy, this light switch, I'm flippin' it. Yet nothing is happening. EXPLAIN!!"

"Oh, thats just a flarp switch. Now cease your face noise."

by Cheech Kenpachi August 17, 2011

Pepper Switch

A person who makes a bet with their friends to eat spicy peppers. After eating the first one, he/she hides the second pepper and pretends to re-eat the first one. Because they suck at being a trickster, they get caught. He/she is now labeled "Pepper Switch".

Frat Kid "Bro…I defenitly just saw Douchebag Doerr hide that second pepper."
Douchebag Doerr "No, that was the third one!"
Frat Kid "Oh, now dominos gives three peppers with each pizza. What a Pepper Switch"

by ThatShitPray December 17, 2011

Light switch

When you get turned on, but not finished off

“We were making out, and he brought me to his room, but his mom called for him and left me light switched”

by Wolley June 2, 2018

Nintendo Switch

Another phrase for pegging when someone wants to secretly ask for it in front of kids.

Hey Molly, tonight do you want to have a Nintendo Switch instead of the usual?

by That Fucker On The Internet June 21, 2020

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico

A phrase you should promptly say for comedic effect in any setting where someone is seeking feedback on something but there is a pregnant pause...

Presenter: So, does anyone have any thoughts on this planned organizational change?
...tic ...tic ...tic ...tic
"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico"
laughter ensues, pressure is relieved, feedback session is over and everyone can get the hell out of there...
Or Icy stare from management, you are summarily fired a few weeks later for some drummed up offense...

by HalLloyd July 29, 2021

switchfoot

possibly one of the shittiest bands ever.

I was at sherrie's house the other day, she put of switchfoot and I almost killed myself. Then she asked if we wanted to go shopping for more converse shoes.

by lafawnduh February 2, 2005

the ole switcheroo

as you are fucking a woman, or man (whatever your into faggots) fuck her doggy style pull out as your best friend quietly enters the room and jams his pee pee in her.

she will never know shes gunna get the ole switcheroo

by shark bait ho haha February 27, 2010