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sperm competition reaction

n.

A theory that explains why the presence of a second male in a sexual scenario with a woman increases rather than decreases the arousal of a heterosexual male.

The presence of a second male causes the first male's testes to increase sperm and testosterone production. This evolutionary reaction occurs so that if they both engage in intercourse with her, his increased erection size and sperm count will boost his chances of inseminating her over his reproductive competition.

Although the reaction is most powerful in person when a second male's pheromones are present, just seeing another male's erect phallus through any type of media will trigger the reaction.

When the other male ejaculates, the first male's reaction surges, giving him an overwhelming urge to also ejaculate even if his penis is nowhere near a vagina or other orifice.
When I saw my wife's boyfriend emptying his balls inside her womb, my sperm competition reaction became too much and I dribbled my cream inside my pants.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 15, 2021
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spermatarium

(N) - Where women are sent after being filled with ejaculate, thus driving them crazy.
I sent Karen and her bulldagger girlfriend to the spermatarium after the bar.

Jill spent the weekend at the spermatarium.
by Jaymz Kilmister August 7, 2021
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Sperma

Pesho: Gosho q mi sloji sperma v chashata che sum jaden (Gosho can you please make me some milk because I'm trusty)

Gosho: Chakai da svursha (wait im not ready yet)
by Zaichenceto November 21, 2021
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Spermdodger

A woman who always ends up with cum in her ear
I had sex with this woman and when she got me off she turned her head, what a spermdodger
by obiwanbobi66 December 20, 2021
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Sperm Bibs

I blew a load all over her sperm bibs
by anonymous February 16, 2022
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Souperminer

Souperminer is the person you'll want to keep in your life as they are so kind, caring and loving towards people. She creates the best conversations, the most comfortable and the safest community that you'll experience. They are one of a kind and you'll never meet someone like them as they are special. They are the queen of literally everything positive and good in the world and the queen of the beauty, no one can ever beat them in their amazing, stunning and pretty self. It's not just their looks that are beautiful, it's their personality as well! Their personality is the best one you'll ever encounter, they surround you in warmth, positivity and comfort. You'll be lucky to be able to talk to her let alone be her friend or even bestie! If you know her then you'll know that she isn't someone you'd want to loose, she is a necessary in peoples life as she makes them way better, funner and incredible experience. Speaking to her is one the many things that cheer people up and put a smile on their face because she is that welcoming and friendly towards the people she with. Never treat her with rudeness, disrespect or attitude because she doesn't deserve any negativity in the world, she is too important for that stuff.
Wow, Souperminer is so amazing, she livens the mood more!
by Klqraa August 2, 2022
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Spermato

A literal mixture of sperm and ketchup.
Sometimes used with chicken nuggets, stake, and shrimp. Can be used for bed time fun.
Yo dad, can I get some of this spermato for my dry ass nuggies?
by Spermy butt August 26, 2022
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