Penis Sucker

It’s for if people can suck their self off, it’s really hard to do. The main way is to cut off your penis and suck
I HAD MY PENIS CUT OFF HELP!!!!!!!!
STOP BEING A PENIS SUCKER, THATS MY PENIS
by CumSlayer March 14, 2022
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Simp Sucker

Female who allows/sucks up to a simp for any reason, but mainly "pity", even though they think there annoying and complain to others about him.
She keeps talking to him even though she said he annoys her, she`s such a simp sucker.
by ShadowRocks2 March 31, 2020
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Themepark sucker

a themeparksucker is a person who dosent know anything about theme parks, they usually spend money on the most boring rides ever, they dont even know what theyre names are.
my friend is a themepark sucker, he dosent even know what a swinging ship is!!
by totallywordrealnid July 31, 2023
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Hemroid sucker

Someone you hate beyond reason, another curse word for someone you really hate. Maybe someone who flirts with your bf/gf even when they know you hate it. A slut or whore someone you and your friends all have a mutual hatred for. Also could mean someone who enjoys to actually suck on a hemroid however that is extremely rare or nonexistent.
That hemroid sucker is near John again I'm going to have to show her where her place is, he's my boyfriend!
by Sexy little girl June 30, 2015
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sucker [piglet]

Australianism for the young of feral pigs.
A sucker piglet is birthed just before the Wet. Usually in September, ripe for Xmas!
The introduced feral pig (Captain Cooker) is a prized
target for sporting enthusiasts throughout rural Australia.
Much loved are the piglets known as "suckers", Great pets and equally tasty when spit roasted for a luncheon snack.
by Sir Dundee May 06, 2006
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Sucker GuleCookie

When a pollack picks strawberries, stores them in the asshole of a chinese halfbreed, grapples and shits out a 'sucker GuleCookie' strawberry smoothie.
Goddammit, Michał ! This was an awesome Sucker GuleCookie! Who shitfloated this?
by GuleNissen June 09, 2021
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Dildo sucker

Someone who sucks on medium-rare dildos
'Ugh derick is such a dildo sucker' says marcus 'I know right, he definitely sucks medium-rare dildos' says swaneeet
by Hairy vagina face October 18, 2019
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