one of my favorite bands ever, i think its pretty funny how they mention death in a large majority of their songs, lol
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Lisa was really horny so she went to a bar and looked for a man to fuck that night. She found a man by the side of the bar.
"Hey big boy" she said
" come with me because i know where this is going " he replied
he brought her to a limo outside in the alley. They went in and he said " if you need anything from me, my name is randy"
"Ok" Lisa said seductively
They both began to strip and then started to French kiss. He fingered her perfect vrgina and and she gave randy a hand job. She started to moan " just fuck me already!" After she said that randy shoved his dick, his 7" hard dick in her pussy and she yelled out " YES YES HARDER FASTER WAIT LET ME SUCK IT!" he moved her of so she can suck it and she sucked it like a lollipop. Then they put themselves in the very familiar 69 position and then a man and woman came in and said that they were horny. So the new woman(marry) sucked randy's dick and the new guy (Marvin) fucked her in the ass. Lisa was pleasuring her self in the Vrgina and marvin stuck a Dilldo in her ass.
They all toke a brake then continued to go on until they could not no more.
Then the men masturbated to the women eating each others pussy. Then they all comes and everyone ate each others cum. At the end, everyone was wet and making out... with each others private parts for hours and hours.
The End
Lisa was really horny so she went to a bar and looked for a man to fuck that night. She found a man by the side of the bar.
"Hey big boy" she said
" come with me because i know where this is going " he replied
he brought her to a limo outside in the alley. They went in and he said " if you need anything from me, my name is randy"
"Ok" Lisa said seductively
They both began to strip and then started to French kiss. He fingered her perfect vrgina and and she gave randy a hand job. She started to moan " just fuck me already!" After she said that randy shoved his dick, his 7" hard dick in her pussy and she yelled out " YES YES HARDER FASTER WAIT LET ME SUCK IT!" he moved her of so she can suck it and she sucked it like a lollipop. Then they put themselves in the very familiar 69 position and then a man and woman came in and said that they were horny. So the new woman(marry) sucked randy's dick and the new guy (Marvin) fucked her in the ass. Lisa was pleasuring her self in the Vrgina and marvin stuck a Dilldo in her ass.
They all toke a brake then continued to go on until they could not no more.
Then the men masturbated to the women eating each others pussy. Then they all comes and everyone ate each others cum. At the end, everyone was wet and making out... with each others private parts for hours and hours.
The End
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Used when someone wants to be extra annoying. After everything someone say about their day, you chime in with a "Sad Story" to convey your true feelings. "Sad Story, Friend" can be used when you and another are being annoying together and irritating the world around you.
Used when someone wants to be extra annoying. After everything someone say about their day, you chime in with a "Sad Story" to convey your true feelings. "Sad Story, Friend" can be used when you and another are being annoying together and irritating the world around you.
Friend #2: ...but I couldn't go poop. And I tried so hard.
Friend #1: Aw, that's a Sad Story, Friend.
Friend #2: Isn't it, Friend? Sad Story!!
Innocent Bystander: Geh *dead*
Friend #1: Aw, that's a Sad Story, Friend.
Friend #2: Isn't it, Friend? Sad Story!!
Innocent Bystander: Geh *dead*
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