A person who has a stature similar to Saint Nicholas but is very strong and muscular
Even though Saint Nicholas is a fat man in a red suit, he delivers millions of toys around the world in one night and controls 8 (eight) flying beasts. He's got to be ripped
Even though Saint Nicholas is a fat man in a red suit, he delivers millions of toys around the world in one night and controls 8 (eight) flying beasts. He's got to be ripped
Dude, I thought that guy dancing with all those chicks was a total fat slob, and then he took his shirt off. That guy is ripped like Santa.
by chip70 November 14, 2011
Get the Ripped like Santa mug.After ejaculating in your girlfriend's face, pretend to wipe off her face while actually rubbing your load into her eyebrows, causing them to appear to be white, like Santa Claus. Then sit on her lap and tell her what you want for Christmas.
Guy #1: How was your date last night?
Guy #2: Tits. I gave her the Santa's Eyebrows.
Guy #1: No way! So what are you getting?
Guy #2: I asked for an iPad, but I'd settle for a Mac.
Guy #2: Tits. I gave her the Santa's Eyebrows.
Guy #1: No way! So what are you getting?
Guy #2: I asked for an iPad, but I'd settle for a Mac.
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A resident of the beautiful Southern Californian town of Santa Barbara. Santa Brutans are like the general layed back stoner that is found in 90% of Santa Barbara, but they are the athletes/ fighters/ go getters/ entrepreneurs of the city that might leave for years at a time, but come back with medals, honors, conquerings, ownerships, degrees from other places and people that have been sub par to them. But they will still offer to smoke with you no matter what.
The Santa Brutans have certian areas that have different names that have changed throughout the generations.
The Mesa: Mesa Rats
Monticito: Cito Rats
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The Santa Brutans have certian areas that have different names that have changed throughout the generations.
The Mesa: Mesa Rats
Monticito: Cito Rats
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Santa Brutan: "Veni, vidi, vici"
by Spotter in the bush December 8, 2010
Get the Santa Brutan mug.1. Name given to a person who usually is nice and joyous, but suddenly makes a sarcastic or angry remark that is inconsistent with their usual self. This is similar to seeing a usual jolly Santa becoming angry for any reason and is inconsistent with his character.
2. If in a conversation, the topic is lighthearted and joyous, and one person makes a witty remark that changes the mood of the conversation from humorous to that of making put downs, that person is referred to as an Angry Santa.
2. If in a conversation, the topic is lighthearted and joyous, and one person makes a witty remark that changes the mood of the conversation from humorous to that of making put downs, that person is referred to as an Angry Santa.
Person 1: "Remember when he slipped and fell on the sidewalk?"
-Everyone has a benign laugh-
Person 1: "Poor thing didn't see the black ice at night."
Person 2: "Or his fat ass made the sidewalk bend"
Everyone in group to Person 2: "Uh-uh Angry Santa!"
-Everyone has a benign laugh-
Person 1: "Poor thing didn't see the black ice at night."
Person 2: "Or his fat ass made the sidewalk bend"
Everyone in group to Person 2: "Uh-uh Angry Santa!"
by Doc Jay UCLA November 28, 2009
Get the Angry Santa mug.Dominic Santana is an extremely handsome Jamaican reggae artist who started his musical endeavors at a young tender age. He'd always been musically inclined but didn't recognize the talent that was bubbling inside of him. He is in fact a musical prodigy. He can carry a tune like Bob marley and strum a guitar better than jimi hendrix. Watch out musicians! on top of that he is a Brilliant lyricist and has a delightful way with words. As a person, he is stunning, desirable and irresistible. With his dashing Jamaican features (he has tan skin because his father is Irish), expressive brown eyes, 1000 watt smile and red hot physique, he captures many hearts. His loved ones describe him as the greatest person on earth, with his caring nature and colourful outlook on life. He spreads smile wherever he goes, on and of the stage, and with his charm heals hearts. He is a strong man and enjoys basket ball which he kicks some major tush in! A great fashion sense which will make you go "wow you should be a supermodel". He makes the best out of a life and is forever in a positive frame of mind, lifting others up with him. A sweetie at heart he is loved by everyone, his music fans, his family and he's the best partner any female could ever dream off, serenading her with his guitar and voice:) A brilliant artiste but an even brillianter gentleman!
fan 1: "that drummer fine... mmm mmm he fine"
fan 2: "Dominic Santana is the next big thing... i can feel it in my fingers and my toes"
fan 3: "what next big thing... HE IS THE KING" :)
fan 2: "Dominic Santana... he.... jamaking me crazy haha"
fan 2: "Dominic Santana is the next big thing... i can feel it in my fingers and my toes"
fan 3: "what next big thing... HE IS THE KING" :)
fan 2: "Dominic Santana... he.... jamaking me crazy haha"
by yourbiggestfan.1\:) June 19, 2010
Get the Dominic Santana mug.When one jacks off into a Santa Claus hat and then puts it on his wife's head at the family breakfast on Christmas Day.
Person 1: "Why are you showing up on my doorstep on Christmas Day."
Person 2: "Beacause I gave my wife a Soggy Santa Hat at breakfast."
Person 1: "Oh not good!"
Person 2: "Beacause I gave my wife a Soggy Santa Hat at breakfast."
Person 1: "Oh not good!"
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