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the squirrel

The "Squirrel" is where you swing your junk forward, and then catching it between your legs on the backswing. thus giving the effect of a squirrel from behind
I tried the Squirrel and ended up rupturing my scrotum
by rimmy87 October 17, 2007
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Purple Squirrel

For all practical purposes, there is no such thing as a "Purple Squirrel"; not in nature and not in the job market. It is a metaphor used by recruiters to identify the unrealistic expectations of a client company.

The happy exception is when a perfect candidate, with exactly the right qualifications and experience, is actually found for a job opening. That person would then be referred to as a "Purple Squirrel".

But every human being is flawed, and even if the candidate has all the requirements, i.e. IS a Purple Squirrel, they might not even get a phone screening.

Thus, even one recruiter's Purple Squirrel can be "just another disqualified candidate" to the client company.

In particular, recruiters or HR people use the term when they are talking to other recruiters or someone familiar with the recruiting industry.

The term has been in use for at least 10 years (there once was a magazine called "Purple Squirrel"). The term is in common, but not widespread use by recruiters as of 2009.

Such are the realities of the early twenty-first century job market. As more workers become unemployed, companies become more selective, and finding work becomes more difficult to the point where recruiters are expected to find "Purple Squirrels" for job openings, and companies move ever more slowly to fill positions.
Oy, I am so tired of dealing with that company. I've found Purple Squirrels for them twice and they still haven't filled the job.
by Onerous Ethic May 4, 2010
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squirrel master

the quote "crazy guy" in jail that saves your anal virginity by letting you be his bitch for no charge.
Squirrel Master: " I heard you're gonna be raped by nasty nate?

guy: "Yeah, can you save me? And if so what do I have to give you?"

Squirrel Master: "Nah man, I got your back. Just watch out in the shower"
by lalahsghost February 19, 2004
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squirtle vagina

when you finger your girlfriend and she squirts like the Pokemon Squirtle.
Bob: dude my girlfriend squirted like squirtle when i fisted her last night

Jack: wow your girlfriend has a squirtle vagina
by frozzz January 23, 2010
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Jerk and Squirt

Any massage parlor where handjobs are given to the clients for an extra cost (tip) after the massage is finished.
I found this new Jerk and Squirt on Kendall Drive where the girls realyy take care of you.
by Coach Boris Ramnovitch July 6, 2009
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The Cracker Squirm

A dance done by white people everywhere. It's easy: Just jerk and shake awkwardly from side to side.
At the dance, all the girls were doing the cracker squirm. The guys just sort of stood there.
by Trilly, Emzy Lou and Blondie February 6, 2006
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purple squirrel

A heroin users bowel movement is often called a "purple squirrel". After the intravenous injection of heroin, your poops are long, fluffy and yes, a purple bluish color.
Rod, are you using that shit again? You just left another purple squirrel in the toilet without flushing! Rod.. um Rod?
by pearly March 21, 2012
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