Actual Tank and Spank

1. To take a less than attractive girl home with you to engage in sex that the male dominates and to force her to leave early in the morning. 2. The last resort booty call.

That bitch is going to get the actual tank and spank tonight and i'm going to be tanking and spanking all night.

by Oasndeq April 3, 2010

zou-wee-mama spank me with dem hor petaters

ahhhhhhh yes!!!!

zou-wee-mama spank me with dem hor petaters

by Danny Carbon October 23, 2017

spanker

See monkey spanker

by x January 31, 2003

Scranking

Scranking is wanking and screaming at the same time.

His right arm is totally ripped from scranking

by octosloth July 13, 2010

spank the nozzle

To knock around the nozzle of a gas pump while it's still in the tank to get the last bit of gas out so it doesn't leak on your car or your shoes when you take it out.

Mom to young son who is filling her car with gas: "Don't forget to 'spank the nozzle'."

by euphemismo August 20, 2013

Spank vision

Jacking off with laptop on stomach, no sight of dick; in some cases, pretending that your dick is the one on the laptop screen.

I'm ready to act like I'm fucking her with my spank vision.

by C-hamm April 17, 2014

Spank-Wank

The act of masturbation, via the medium of slapping one penis to the point of orgasm.

Broden: Hey Mark how did that interview go?
Mark: Sorry mate, i can't talk now. I'm having a spank-wank.
Broden: Ah shit. It went that bad.

by Weenus Waggler August 26, 2016