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Soccer mom

In Norway, this is a term for a middle-aged woman, who holds down a job, is the main breadwinner, and spends almost all of her free time taking care of her child, who is likely in an open or silent rebellion with the rest of the world. Very often, she is no longer married. The rest of her time, she spends doing work that might be considered reserved for men , like heavy construction. In general, despite her middle-age, she retains her good looks and is sexy, although she regularly deprecates herself for being "old and boring".
Helga? She's beautiful, but she's a soccer mom, so, if you want to go out on a date with her, it will have to be when she can find a babysitter and shes not doing heavy construction
by Butch1975. March 17, 2025
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Soccer

22 Gay men go onto a soccer field and sling their dicks out at each other. If a man from team 1 gives up team 2 gets a point. The last two men standing have to slap each other in the face until one gets knocked out.
"yo wanna play soccer?" "Sure let me call my dudes up and we'll do it"
by John the soccer pro April 26, 2025
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soccer

a fake word that murica uses to call the sport with the foot and the ball
murican: wanna play soccer
non-murican: bro said soccer lmfao
by cohendaniel798 March 15, 2026
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soccerhockeybasketball

The best sport of all time. Comes from Team Fortress 2 and pretty straight forward. It's soccer hockey and basketball
Guy 1: Hop on TF2 soccerhockeybasketball
Guy 2: Bet gang
by skinslicer27 October 7, 2025
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Soccer

It's FUCKING soccer! Get it right! Not FUCKING fu'tball! It's soccer, god dammit!
Right Person "Did you see the soccer game?"
Wrong Person "You mean fu'tball?"
American "IT'S FUCKING SOCCER!"
by Best User On Urban Dictionary November 21, 2025
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clock soccer

A heavily accented british version of cock sucker. Used by a person with broken teeth or swollen face. Its a pun on cock sucker
Oh u clock soccers jashghasgashgahskjahskjas
by DialLforDollars August 4, 2007
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Clothespin Soccer

N. soccer with a clothespin.
Steven! lets play some clothespin soccer!
by Hubert Rolandburger January 25, 2011
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