Smoot

When you plan to do something very smoothly and it goes horribly fucking wrong.

Him: You wanna dance?

Her: *throughs drink in his face*

Friend: How did it go bro?

Him: Smoot

by Radizio November 12, 2018

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suck my mother fuckin toes

boy you swear i care!!! smmft i dare you

by abf;) November 19, 2018

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Smoot

Smoot is a male who is addicted to performing oral pleasure on a another female, both in the vaginal and anal region.

Eskimo bro 1: Bro, she’s on her period and I came in her so don’t be a smoot

Eskimo bro 2: Dude, you think I give a fuck? I’m a smoot for life!!

by Zaddyshome December 4, 2018

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In 1958, an MIT student named Oliver Smoot measured a bridge as a part of a fraternity pledge. But he wasn't allowed to use a ruler or tape measure. He had to use himself. He laid down at the start of the bridge, a couple of students marked where his head and his feet were, and then he moved over and laid down again. After an hour and a half of this, results were in: The bridge was 364.4 smoots long.
1 Smoot = 1.7014270033 meters
1 Smoot = 5.5821095909 feet

Girl: "I like tall guys that are random"
Guy trying to impress her: "I'm 1,18 smoots"

by Not Ferox January 8, 2019

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