National Shove Your Dick in Cowen Day

On May 6th, the day after Cinco De Mayo, it is tradition in American culture to take turns on Cowens Bumhole, stuffing your meat stick where the sun don’t shine.

Person 1: Yay it’s May 6th!
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: It’s National shove your dick in cowen day!

National Shove Your Dick in Cowen Day by Ballsandshit May 5, 2024

Digital Shoelaces 

The very basic know-how of computer usage (or lack thereof).

" I swear to god, mate my auntie Kath will be the death of me. She begs (whines) for help over the same BASIC internet/computer functions over and over again, regardless of how many times I explain it to her! Some people just can't even tie their digital shoelaces if their bloody lives depended on it!

Digital Shoelaces by Sebastian Agner December 6, 2024

Extra hand shove 

Where you have to give someone something but you don't want too. So,when you put it in there hand you push it back much more than is necessary to show that you resent doing it.

When he payed me back he gave me an extra hand shove.

Extra hand shove by Judge dredd7 February 11, 2012

Outer circle shove 

When a group of friends in a circle are approached by someone they dont like, who constantly shoves his way in between people to feel like he is a part of the conversation

Johnathon- "Did you here what happened to Stacey last night?!?"

Brendan(awkard weird guy)- *shove, shove* "hey guys!, what happened to Stacey?"

Johnathon-"oh nothing.. it was stupid..

Everyone Else- *walks away slowly*

Johnathon- "i hate it when people do an outer circle shove"

Outer circle shove by TheAbusementPark June 2, 2013

tying a shoelace 

When one is asked to tie someones shoelace, they have just been asked to "netflix and chill, these dogs will explain for me.

Hey you my shoelace is untied can u help me out ;)
-tying a shoelace

tying a shoelace by seventyD August 24, 2016

Tie his shoelaces 

To go under the teachers desk and suck his dick.

-Yo Sara imagine Leonardo DiCaprio is teacher, what would you do?
-Umm.. tie his shoelaces

Tie his shoelaces by Dr. Pussycat October 20, 2018

roll and shove 

when you have a big penis that you have to roll it up and shove it in your underwear

John’s dick was so big that he had to roll and shove into his speedo.

roll and shove by penisfacts101 March 18, 2019