A girl who thinks they are little miss popular, even though they are ugly/bitchy/obese. They will reject any boy, even a friend, and by the time they guess the truth it will be too late.
Boy: Hey, Surla! We have been friends for a while now, and your pretty cool, so will you go out with me?
Self defeater: (While shoving big mac down her obese throat) Me? Go out with you? In your (MUNCH MUNCH) Dreams! C'mon girls, (talking to imaginary friend) Lets get away from doctor faggot here!
Self defeater: (While shoving big mac down her obese throat) Me? Go out with you? In your (MUNCH MUNCH) Dreams! C'mon girls, (talking to imaginary friend) Lets get away from doctor faggot here!
by oddcreator97 November 4, 2010
Get the Self defeatermug. by karl hungus February 9, 2005
Get the Self-Servicemug. A slang term used to describe a woman grabbing her own breasts when she is lonely or just for fun. This term can also be referred to as “mashed potatoes”; which is the feeling of breasts when they are copped, groped or squished.
(Can also be said as “potato” when someone else does it to a woman, or even a large man.)
(Can also be said as “potato” when someone else does it to a woman, or even a large man.)
by The Squirrel & The Kitty February 24, 2010
Get the Self-Potatomug. When you save all the ejaculant in jars, such as mason jars, then dating and saving them somewhere for a period of above 2 years where it might be used in the future...
by Dirk Diggler March 12, 2005
Get the self preservationmug. by Whitney June 5, 2003
Get the self mutiliationmug. n. 1. To insert a fist into a sexual area your own body.
Usually done for sexual pleasure.
One of the more popular pastimes of pouves and bull dykes. They enjoy putting their fists into their arses. This is the most efficient way to burgle turds to satisfy their coprophagous appetites.
Usually done for sexual pleasure.
One of the more popular pastimes of pouves and bull dykes. They enjoy putting their fists into their arses. This is the most efficient way to burgle turds to satisfy their coprophagous appetites.
by Michael Barrow September 22, 2008
Get the Self Coringmug. To self-fuck:
When one takes a definitive action that in turn, becomes detrimental or overall unfavorable for them. Basically, to do something stupid that only affects you.
Also (in certain cases), see douchebaggery or Back Door Braggart .
When one takes a definitive action that in turn, becomes detrimental or overall unfavorable for them. Basically, to do something stupid that only affects you.
Also (in certain cases), see douchebaggery or Back Door Braggart .
1.) "Dude, did you hear that John broke up with Ashley?" "Yeah man, and I saw his new girlfriend... that was a huge self-fuck on his part..."
2.) "AGH, I stayed up until 4am doing this paper for English, and I left it in my printer! I cannot believe I just self-fucked my grade."
3.) "Yeah, I heard that Neil was just nerdjacking the whole time on his date. Total self-fuckery."
2.) "AGH, I stayed up until 4am doing this paper for English, and I left it in my printer! I cannot believe I just self-fucked my grade."
3.) "Yeah, I heard that Neil was just nerdjacking the whole time on his date. Total self-fuckery."
by NiggaBu July 8, 2011
Get the Self-fuckmug.