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santa

Some fat, drunk, white guy who sneaks into your house at night by riding a sleigh pulled by magic flying reindeer.

He lives in the North Pole, and gets a group of slaves, or "elves", to make all his toys for him. Kindof like a plantation.

Santa only works one day of the year, and in many kids shows, he suddenly comes down with a cold (OH MY GOD NOT A FUCKING COLD) on the one day he has to work, so he gets to stay home all day and gets pampered by Mrs.Claus, his wife, while the main character of the show is out delivering presents to all the kids in the world.

Also known as: Father Christmas, Kriss Kringle, Saint Nick.

"Santa" re-arranged is "Satan"
He see's you when you're sleeping.
He knows when you're awake.
He knows if you've been bad or good.
And you're somewhere on his creepy list.

If you're on the naughty list, he will sneak into your house and give you a lump of coal in your stocking. And if you're really lucky, he might give you a swift spanking because you've been such a naughty boy or girl.

If you're on the nice list, he'll give a shitload of expensive things for your spoiled bitchass, and possibly a swift spanking in the bedroom, just because he wants to.
"Santa snuck into my house, so I shot him. Sorry officer."

Santa owns a plantation and a group of elves in the North Pole.

"I have to go deliver toys and miss dinner because Santa is a lazy fuck"

Johnny was a good boy this year in hopes he'll get spanked by santa.

Suzie was a bad girl this year in hopes she'd get spanked by santa.
by Ghostbuster December 28, 2005
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Santa

Another definition for the main guy in a pornographic movie.

Elves would be the girls or women.
After seeing both the redheaded hitcher and the blond cheerleader participating in a threesome on a horse, it was clear Ralph was this movie's santa. He was certainly jolly enough for it.
by Evil_AV December 28, 2005
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sant

The same thing as cunt or slut.
That sant needs to watch her back.
by khuitchh April 22, 2007
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Santa Snipe

To shoot your Semen in a projectile-like way.
Did you hear betty went blind?

Yeah john santa sniped her in the eye
by killa''' January 3, 2010
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Santa Claus's Beard

The art of decorating a loved one's chin with a copious dressing of creme de la creme, therefore leaving a remarkable resemblance to SANTA CLAUS'S BEARD
Hi Tony, took that girl out last night, and my god, did i give her a santa claus's beard to die for
by Golfito October 20, 2010
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Santa's beard

after giving a guy a handjob, with his cum on your hand, slap him in the face, and yell SANTAS BEARD!!!
guy- dude my girl Santa's beard me last night, i almost punched her in the throat.

Girlfreind-Hey babe guess what..
Boyfreind-What?
Girlfreind- SANTAS BEARD!!
by dylan dudeacle December 4, 2012
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Santa Claus

When a guy nuts in another guy's beard and then licks it off his beard.
I was with this guy the other night and it was so hot when he gave me the Santa Claus. Christmas does cum more than once a year!
by He brew national July 23, 2017
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