Frustrated eye rubbing emoji

It seems like a crime that this doesn't exist. You know what I mean, right? It's like 😖+🤦+🤏 That's kind of what it would look like.

Hym *Frustrated eye rubbing emoji* *sigh* "Look, I appreciate the effort but I don't even know how I got engaged in this pseudo-dialogue with you. Your sycophants accused me of plagiarism (the vote section got pretty plagiarism-y at least) which I did not like (at all), I punished them with the truth, and you clearly took it personally. Your thing works fine. The desired results was not achieved but that's almost entirely the fault of the liars around me (who don't value human life by the way). I just want to prove that I am not imagining things when people make reference to me. I was right. They are doing the thing I thought they were doing. Where is this 👇

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I just want to know where this ☝️ is. It cannot be used. On anyone. I won't allow it. So long as you are trying to use it I will refuse to act. Especially in a positive direction. I will do the opposite. Neutral or negative. That is what doing 👇 this

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Achieves. 100% failure rate. Unless the goal is to create a negative outcome. In which case, 100% success rate. When I'm dead be sure to maximally punish the people responsible."

by Hym Iam June 2, 2022

No Rub December

Where girls can’t touch/rub them selfs like NNN but for girls

Yo Sarah guess what!
What do you want Dave?
It’s No rub December!

by RedsPanda November 1, 2022

Tongue rub

The act of a vagina being eaten out.

Man I gave her and awesome tongue rub last night, she came all over my face.

by Caligirlstrtup June 7, 2017

Rub-a-D

A saying used if one is appearing to be either a little boring, or a term used if one is being a little bitch.

Also used to tell someone to "Grow up" or perhaps to stop being so uptight.

Oh, Karen. Rub-a-D.

by P3N1510V3R July 15, 2024

flat hand rub

When you squeeze a fat boys dick and then rub it with a flat hand

I flat hand rubed big willz

by Big willz March 11, 2019

Buckle rubbing

A southern phrase that means grinding and/or dry humping that usually leads to sexual intercourse.

Me and Caroline went out last night and before we knew it we were buckle rubbing and the rest is history

by Dietdoctorpepper6701 May 19, 2016

Chub Rub

Chub Rub is the body lubricant that is necessary for engorged and furry runners and hikers have to coat their bodies in during the summer. Chub Rub keeps chaffing and blisters to a minimum.

Hey, I'm going for a run; can I borrow your chub rub so that I stay moist and don't chafe.

by kinkybabysteps July 17, 2022