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death ride 

A "death ride" is a self-inflicted determination to start or continue on a course of action which will either literally end in one's death or more abstractly, result in the complete and total failure of the course of action. It is used as well to describe a course of action in which one is included without having an opportunity to decline.
When Hitler's armies began to lose WW II c. 1943 given the failure to take Moscow in the winter campaign in the East and the loss of the 6th Army at Stalingrad, Hitler's failure to recognize and accept the situation (namely, that his direction of the war was bound to result in the destruction of Germany) and his continuing to persist when others could see that the war was lost, is sometimes referred to as his taking the "Third Reich" on a death ride.

Japanese Kamikaze pilots were also embarked on death rides, when they knowingly and purposely flew their aircraft into Allied ships during WW II.

Custer and the 7th Cavalry at the Little Big Horn is another example.
death ride by Michael von Bleistift November 29, 2013
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leather chair ottoman stick ride 

the male sits in somewhat of a laying motion on a leather chair with a leather ottoman approximately 1 to 2 feet away....the male rests his legs up on the ottoman while the female strattles his cock standing in between the chair and ottoman....she hops on to the stick, and rides as she pleases, possessing the most tremendous orgasm of her life.
me and this girl did the leather chair ottoman stick ride once and she moaned like a dying squirrel.

The Spicy Bike Ride 

The act of eating lots of hot peppers (ideally habaneros) and then having a woman sit on your face while you preform oral sex on her. Thus causing her to kick her legs in a bike riding motion while trying to escape the burning.
I stocked up on jalapenos so I can give her the spicy bike ride later.

Florida Airboat Ride 

A sexual act that occurs when a woman sits on the face of a man while he motorboats her labia.
I gave her a Florida Airboat Ride she will not soon forget

Russian Piggy Back Ride

Russian Piggy Back Ride: The Act of you asking someone to put their dick in your ass and jump on your back

Park & Ride 

A large parking lot meant for carpooling. In the late afternoon or early evening you can find couples in the back seat of their cars fooling around! So, the next time you see a sign that says, "Park & Ride"..know that the ride is more fun!
I went to the Park & Ride with a hot guy to play...we got busted by the cops because we left the car running...
Park & Ride by MorningGlory73 January 25, 2009

Low ride 

Level of respect you achieve after you have been through shit and know whats really going on and so you have the right to low ride and give no fucks about what others may think or say. Its fashionable style too something that the haters don't have.
so what he low rides? do whatever the fuck you wanna do