Cindy: "I heard that Evan over there has a huge purple passion rocket."
Evan over hears this.
Evan: "How about you find out for yourself."
(Evan whips out his dick)
All the girls stood motionless in amazement, not only for the giant cock in front of them, but for the bravery of Evan for whipping it out in the middle of math class.
Evan over hears this.
Evan: "How about you find out for yourself."
(Evan whips out his dick)
All the girls stood motionless in amazement, not only for the giant cock in front of them, but for the bravery of Evan for whipping it out in the middle of math class.
by Evan Met March 14, 2006
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My cadet roomie , Matt, keeps telling me to open my boy-hole when he wants to fuck me, and then to suck his crotch-rocket until he has a cumgasm, and make me lick the jizz off his dick afterward and swallow it!
by USAF Cadet November 2, 2020
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person who pilots a rocket. Member of a force or core who travel by and/or pilot rockets.
Slang: rocketeer -driver of a modifed import sports car. The import automobile is a "rice rocket" hence the driver becomes a "rice" rocketeer.
Slang: rocketeer -driver of a modifed import sports car. The import automobile is a "rice rocket" hence the driver becomes a "rice" rocketeer.
The rocketeer climbed the ladder, opened the hatch and took his seat at the controls of the spacecraft.
by jbarker November 26, 2003
Get the rocketeer mug.A sex move which involves a woman giving head while wearing a full face motorcycle helmet. The man ejaculates onto the womans face and laughs as he closes the clear face shield so the woman can not remove the semen from her face.
Step by Step instructions for performing the "Crotch Rocket"
1. Get a girl to wear a full face motorcycle helmet while giving you a blow job
2. Don't tell her when your going to finish
3. Finish in her mouth, she will push you out but try to get as much in and around her nose and eyes
4. Close the clear face shield
5. Watch and laugh as she tries to rub it out of her eyes but cant because the face shield is down
6. buy a new helmet because you just jizzed all over your own.
1. Get a girl to wear a full face motorcycle helmet while giving you a blow job
2. Don't tell her when your going to finish
3. Finish in her mouth, she will push you out but try to get as much in and around her nose and eyes
4. Close the clear face shield
5. Watch and laugh as she tries to rub it out of her eyes but cant because the face shield is down
6. buy a new helmet because you just jizzed all over your own.
by poundtownhotrain August 18, 2010
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Player: Hey n00b, knock it off with that rocket bullshit.
n00b: fuk u. if ur such a gud playr, y don't u lern to avoid it?
n00b: fuk u. if ur such a gud playr, y don't u lern to avoid it?
by Black Angel November 2, 2003
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A car of the type that compensates for having a tiny dick. Usually low to the ground, black or yellow and sounds like the asshole of Hell.
Brands: Lamborghini, Ferrari, Maserati, etc
Brands: Lamborghini, Ferrari, Maserati, etc
So I was driving down beach road and this old guy in a cock rocket cuts me off and laughs at my shitty car! Fuck I hate rich ppl :P
by durson September 16, 2007
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