jeffery puckett

is kind and understanding. Artistic and seriously funny, too. Country quiet but like the sound of Thunder when it rains. Always thinking.

+++ Creating + Building + dreaming + doing and believing ++++++++ Put together with love.

Fireace, relentless, straight and narrow and will jump off the track to have your back. Crack of dawn two eggs over easy and at dusk is more like cheesy 🧀!! Red white and blue... Country thru and thru, always glad to see you. Truck driving good hearted man. ❤️ 💙 💜

Jeffery Puckett is Country thru and thru!

jeffery puckett by Little Gold Digger January 4, 2024

bitch pucker

The face you make after tasting a nasty alcoholic drink.

“Malibu Coconut Rum makes me bitch pucker every time!”

bitch pucker by Lunch Ladies January 19, 2024

Urinal-Pucked 

When you're using the urinal at a public bathroom and someone pulls your pants down to your ankles, sodomizes you and slams the urinal puck in your mouth and yells 'you've been urinal-pucked!".

I was having a great night with the boys at the bar until some prick urinal-pucked me.

Urinal-Pucked by RoMoNB July 16, 2024

cinnamon puck 

Noun Insult Something that is simultaneously incredibly dense, useless, poorly thought out.

Alternatively Altering something in a way that makes no sense and contributes nothing to neither form nor function.

See also a stand-in for "what in the cinnamon toast fuck!?"

"Ayo, you know Jeremy?" "Yeah, he's absolutely useless, and can't be taught anything. What a cinnamon puck!"

cinnamon puck by Hydris August 19, 2024

A Picky Baxter 

Someone who is always picky, name may or may not be Baxter … it almost always should be because that person is a picky Baxter

Baxter: I really like Liam Neeson but I wish he wouldn’t piss himself all the time

Liam Neeson: Hey, Don’t be a picky Baxter!

A Picky Baxter by Gibbon_Lips December 23, 2024

Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode 

A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.

Emily: class, did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?

Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!

Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode by Emily's Chode Species 101 May 1, 2025

Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode 

A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.

Emily: did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?

Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!

Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode by Emily's Chode Species 101 May 1, 2025