Taking the kids to the pool 

Meaning after you have intercourse and the man cums in the woman she goes to urinate as the cum drips out usually

Amber told me she was taking the kids to the pool

Taking the kids to the pool by Marleybarbie98 April 27, 2022

Drop a friend off at the pool 

Code phrase for having to take a dump

Being a painfully shy person, I stood up from the table and just told everyone I had to go drop a friend off at the pool.

Drop a friend off at the pool by Extremejutsu August 15, 2022

throw my kids in the pool 

To take a shit

Wait here, I'm gonna throw my kids in the pool

throw my kids in the pool by PhilosoFerd September 7, 2023

drop the kids off at the pool 

/drɒp ðə kudzu ɒf ət ðə pu l/
phr. v. (slang, humorous, vulgar)

1. To defecate; to go to the toilet for a bowel movement.
2. To engage masturbation, until climax, into a toilet.

Etymology: Figurative and euphemistic expression popularized in late 20th-century American slang. The “kids” metaphorically represent faeces, and the “pool” the toilet bowl. Usage reflects a broader tradition of humorous circumlocutions for defecation. Modern day usage developed into a meaning for self-relief, for either healthy bowel movements or acts of self love.

e.g. "Where is your toilet closet? I need to drop the kids off at the pool!"

drop the kids off at the pool by anonymous August 21, 2025

Last year, at the pool with dad

When someone says something completely random that doesn’t make sense. When someone says something random, say “Last year at the pool with dad?” Put a question mark at the end.

“I passed my geometry test with a 94.”
“Oh. Reminds me of when I got my pet hamster.”

“Last year at the pool with dad?”
Last year, at the pool with dad is just for comedic effect

Last year, at the pool with dad by Miles Edgeworth76 January 3, 2024

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Jordan Poole Effect 

Going off in basketball when their are some baddies watching

Mike: Yo dude you played crazy all those girls were watching

Joe: Yeah must’ve been the jordan poole effect

Jordan Poole Effect by mommkller December 17, 2022