The Jordan Poole Effect

Performing or doing better in something, when there are hot women watching.

Homie: “wow you played so good last night”
Me:”yeah, there were some baddies in the stands.. must’ve been the Jordan Poole Effect..”

by TheUltimateRizzler February 7, 2023

Poolside

To dive into an investment with money you cannot afford to lose without thinking it through.

The market is broken so I will poolside $10,000 on pretty ponies. When lambo?

by VEVEVERSE January 10, 2022

Poolnty

1. A damaged/bruised/disabled vegetable often a cabbage
2. An offensive term for a mentally disabled person

1. Theres a poolnty in my sunday dinner
2. That kid in the wheelchair is a poolnty

by SWJL December 9, 2008

pools closed

An internet phenomenon associated with the '/b/' random section of the 4chan imageboard. The users of this section anonymously logged onto Habbo Hotel, and using avatars of black people clothed in suits, along with a large afro, blockaded the Hotel's pool from entry while shouting 'Pools closed' to users trying to enter.

The phenomenon has since increased in popularity, and the GNAA and myg0t trolling communities have also started to participate in the blockades.

Habbo Hotel User: 'Let me in the pool, you!'
/b/ user: 'Pools closed!'

by Teqonix September 7, 2008

Poolnani

Poonani in such excess that one could swim in it.

“Hey Dan, you should come to my BBQ this weekend. There will be burgers, and you can dip your dick in the poolnani.”

by 420MILFLOVER69 February 13, 2019

Poolie

A Poolie (or Poolies in the plural) refers to the leaving of an unfinished alcoholic beverage at a bar or pub. The term is derived from the instance in 2013 when Matt Poole left the first and only unfinished pint of Guinness at Murphy's Pub in Galway.

OK everyone, time to move to the next bar, no Poolies.

by zwoodson September 13, 2014

Poolside picnic

When one partner is in the bath and the other procedes to initiate oral sex from the side. Can be both ways round.

She interrupted my bath the other night and she must have been hungry because she wanted a poolside picnic.

by Picnics by the pool March 23, 2017